Besties Imma Tell You Something And You're Gunna Lose It

this has been up for less than a hour and it has over 400 likes......i dont whether its a good thing or a bad one but i love it

I love this entire piece

why are birds so cursed

whhhyyy does cranberry juice taste like that?

I'm just trying to be healthy and I'm regretting every sip

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

what was it? something along the lines of:

like to charge and reblog to cast

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

"they stopped talking about luigi mangione to silence us" his next court appearance is 9:00 AM at the New York Supreme Criminal Court, 100 Centre Street, February 21.

the reference number is IND-75657-24/001. it is within your constitutional rights to protest outside of the courthouse, make signs, and voice your opinions as loudly as you can. YOU don't have to stop talking about him. show up.

i just realized that the last like 7 hours of separate movie dissections has been on 1.5x speed and i don’t know when that happened and i only realized when i went to turn captions back on cause for some reason they turn off randomly

Something I will always find funny is when assholes customers come in at 11:03, (we close at 11 pm) complaining how we should lock the doors till 11 on the dot and not 10:55.

The thing is, we have two sets of double doors, one on the left side and one of the right. There's about 20 ft between the two before the main store begins.

Here's the funny part:

Only one of the doors is locked and blocked. The other has auto mode turned off and left wide open for people to walk in and out of.

So we ALL know that the customer is lying about not bing to get in the store till after we close due to locked doors.

the notes are broken 😂