Ugh

most crack universe is having that parachute guy ac live after landing and like. Hardcore judge these 7th graders

“Is that- boar blood? Uh- no no like it looks fine ig- it’s just. A little over dramatic ngl.”

LMFAO

also Jack trying n failing to assert authority over this dude

“Well I’m chief!! And you listen to me.”

“… No thank you.”

fuck my lust being thinly veiled

I want it to be scantily clad- how abt that u prick

indecently dressed desire

crudely clothed concupiscence

ill-fashioned fancy

carelessly caparisoned coveting

inadequately appareled avidity

abysmally attired appetite

abhorrently accoutered ardor

L sex pollen *hides eyes behind hands*

point 5 of a like on this post and I’ll break down why jalph is sasunaru

also i take no critics abt this i am a pagan of truth. source: trust me bro

choco baby

was talking shit abt someone ik irl n this fell outve my mouth n i had to stop n not be angry for a sec bc. Oh hello Jack. lmfao

Idk I can see him evolving his own cuss words bc he feels crap and ass is too kiddish after some years and that’s very fun for me bc I do that too

Sigh

It’s the 2% concentration of evil Irish in me

And no, not like Irish is evil, but my specific strand of dna born from my evil Irish grandmother

omg it’s been a minute gng how’ve we been

my glasses reflect back a shine of ur face as u stand across from me and

Dammit I’ve Literarily Fucked Myself Again Haven’t I

Top Ten Cinema Sins ig

Who said anything about a relationship? No need to get so serious, Light.

my name is Freak Fucker and, well, I won’t waste your time…I’m here to fuck your freak.