Fuck My Lust Being Thinly Veiled

tsukishima is an internet fucking grunge

He’s in there- oh yeah he’s so in there

He’s so chronically online he’s picked sides in the furry vs gamer war

He cares sm for internet beef he has an army of alt account to crash out with and they have nuanced ways of typing

LMFAOOOOO what a fucking loser I hate him <- is me

bagginshield fic recs!!

Planning Your Perfect Dwarven Wedding by Meg_Thilbo

what the title says, fifteen chapters of Bilbo being confused af by dwarven culture and just trying to get his wedding in order

I Got Married In Erebor And All I Received Was Disrespect From My Entire Company by thisislegit

thorin is too much of a coward to tell bilbo they're not actually married by dwarven customs and the others are done

A Pretty Face by panickyintheuk

apparently thorin is ugly and bilbo has not gotten the memo

What To Expect by alkjira

they have children and there is a possibly magical cat and a hamster

It was a Fine, Bright Morning: Perfect for Murder. by meyari

wherein the hobbits have had enough of lobelia and the dwarves are traumatized

The REAL White Council by orphan_account

azog is the only real one here, if you haven't sacrificed an arm for your otp are you really even trying

Well. Fuck. by ThyLocalBard

bilbo is angry and gandalf is a traitor

When Silver Fails by amethystviolist

they get together and stuff idk but it's really well-written

A Hobbit Prince for a Dwarf King by bebel_bee

balin wtf i mean it worked but

The Nine Children Appropriated By Thorin Oakenshield (And The One He Didn't Want For Himself) by Shay_Moonsilk

thorin does his best impression of tony stark and everyone is so done

between friends (and the occasional lover) by sepulchralsymphonies

thorin is a better actor than he seems

Take My Hand by Erulisse_Manwathiel

so by dwarven standards bilbo has been dating literally everyone they meet and thorin is concerned

The Grace of Yavanna by chrystal896

hobbits are really frickin weird ok

Siege of Erebor by airebellah

a great battle for the ages

Clothing Wars by JaceDexter

i for one cannot believe the elves agreed to that but then again it was bilbo asking so

Bilbo Baggins's Greatest Burglary by MordorIsCalling

dwarves

Galadriel's Hairpin Box by Erudammit, orphan_account

gandalf makes questionable decisions and smaug dies a lot

A Complaint A Day... by birdkeeperklink (speculating)

bilbo complains a lot one of the great mysteries of erebor

Say the Magic Words by birdkeeperklink (speculating)

hobbits have interesting ways of problem-solving and also magic that too

a tale of ivory table cloth and ruined weddings by Imagined, rottingflower, Scarlet_Ribbons

thorin may have forgotten to propose a little bit oops

you're in his dms. i'm getting under his skin. i am grating him like a cheese. he is clenching his jaw so hard i feel a crack in a tooth when we make out

I stood up before the bus stopped fully so i could get my items situated and i toppled like a fucking domino

I FUCKING HATE HANAMIYA

happy valentines!

hey anons am I the asshole if I kill myself bc my irl mutual fucks with kurokos enemies and I write a missive blaming it on her and alleging that she’s made me commit and put her behind bars for manslaughter with phony evidence or what

need all my porn to be accurately described as

Clusterfuck

no if ands or buts abt it make them a cluster of fucking pls

LMFAOOOOOO this is so fucking famous I need fanart and subreddits now

all I do is internet scrapbook posters on sketchio instead of literally anything else

I have commitments guys Save Me