I. Fucking. Hate. Aluminum.

Nothing like your dead husband and nephews showing up at your front door to really stir up a quiet Tuesday night

Bold of you to assume it’s a toy sword 😂

Baby Frodo because he’s everything, okay I have art school business to attend to, good night everyone 😘

I heard the forest isn’t the only place you see roots. Bleach imports must be slow.

It gets to a point

A conversation I had in the workshop today:

Me: *attempting to break into a storage cupboard with a pair of broken felting needles* does anyone know how to get into this thing

A girl from the year above me: I used to just tear it open.. but they changed the lock

Me: ah, so this is your doing

My classmate: I have a knife

Me: nah, I need the scissors that are in here to cut some leath- A KNIFE?

My classmate: *proceeds to present me with the small collection of weaponry in her satchel bag*

He’s just so full of love and nerves

actually hilarious to me how defensive legolas is of his (boy)friends in the movies. boromir even as so makes a peep about aragorn and legolas immediately springs up from his seat, rambling about aragorn’s ancestry, and when eomer comments on gimli’s height, legolas immediately draws an arrow to eomer’s head. fucking insane

My favorite game: is it the new saw blade or the new saw that’s absolutely useless?

My nose is full of wood dust. Reminds me of when my dad would make me and my siblings wooden toys as kids and I’d stand behind him trying to peek up into the work bench to see what he was making but I was too short lol

No one talks about this but when you wear a hand full of heavy rings you can clack your fingers together and it’s very soothing, I do it a lot when I’m stressed, sometimes I just tap them together when my hands are clasped.

As much as I want to believe Thorin and Bilbo are good dads they definitely forget to pick Frodo up frequently from school.

Bilbo called baby dwobbit Frodo “Petal”

And Thorin called him his “Pebble”

You’re welcome

Papa Bilbo and his Dwobbit son, Frodo Halfstone - Son of Thorin - Son of Thrain