Bad Light.

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

Nothing like your dead husband and nephews showing up at your front door to really stir up a quiet Tuesday night

Wow I’m literally so sorry

Scary queen 😭

He’s just so full of love and nerves

actually hilarious to me how defensive legolas is of his (boy)friends in the movies. boromir even as so makes a peep about aragorn and legolas immediately springs up from his seat, rambling about aragorn’s ancestry, and when eomer comments on gimli’s height, legolas immediately draws an arrow to eomer’s head. fucking insane

It better to look for crystals in the rain.

(When life feels shitty, take that time to appreciate the small good things you don’t normally pay attention to)

There is no frustration like sawing a highly conductive metal and having it basically turn into glue as the friction heat softens it, trapping your LAST saw blade.

Dude I just wanna make my fork.

We have one tiny hobbit sized chair in the living room and we have so many people in the house my dad has to sit in it haha, good guy.

Also speaking of dads, I have to stop getting the same tattoos as him it’s really embarrassing 😭 but I want a sick as fuck raven too

If I catch anyone doing this to any of my art including my docs I will be poisoning everything and blocking you just fyi.

This is the worst timeline. (x)

How I think the different races of middle earth deal with mental health:

Tw: mental health, brief mention of suicide, brief mention of alcohol misuse

Please don’t read this if it will negatively effect you in any way.

It’s not that important, nothing i post is ever as important as ur mental health, I’ll see you in the next post :)

Hobbits:

Wouldn’t dare to talk about it for fear of scandal, when someone yeets themselves from the mortal coil everyone else says they drowned fishing or ate a bad mushroom. Really really bad vibes.

Humans and numenoreans:

Trying trying okay? ‘Talk to a friend or family member’, ‘have you tried going for a walk’ ‘make sure you eat lots of healthy colorful vegetables to keep the good humors up’

They don’t know what they’re doing but they definitely know that drinking about it is an answer, perhaps not the correct one, but definitely one of the answers of all time.

Elves:

They love being depressed. Everything is so god damn depressing about elves and they love it.

Seriously, if they could by melancholy flavored ice cream they would *

Dwarves:

(Note: please exclude a Mister Thorin Oakenshield from this description)

Actually generally pretty good about it, they live in the dark a lot of the time and as such don’t get enough sun and know that that is a very real cause of a bad head space, they have a lot of access to minerals and cold weather plants that work well to treat depression and a large enough work force that if you need a few days off to right yourself no one bats an eye.

Ents:

So bad at communicating that they scared the hoes.*

Goblins:

Couldn’t articulate their emotions if they were offered a gold coin the size of a shire door. *

Orcs/Orks:

Will complain to each other openly but lack any empathy to retain what others say to them so it’s just a sea of whinging and whining.

**I will also put a red asterisk next to everything that applies to Thorin because it’s funny and I’m mean **

For all that they are different Bilbo and Thorin have one thing in common:

Doing profoundly stupid shit with a very smug expression.