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Today I will try to use new brushes

I will be very brave

Also I went fishing

But I caught nothing so I wrote you all a poem to show my sadness:

Went fimshing

No fimsh

Only swogs

Honk bonk

Go away swogs

The real treasure was the Bofurs we made along the way

bofur you’re standing where

I. Fucking. Hate. Aluminum.

Please enjoy this WIP of baby dwobbit fweeboo (he’s mad at his cousins, don’t mind his angry little face, it’s a near permanent fixure I fear.)

dwobbit frodo hours!!!!!!

Okay quick poll for Avenge the Living chapter 2.

Where is Bilbo?

YOU DID NOT ASDFGHAHDGSGSH!!!!!! OH MY GODS! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

Can you draw Bilbo and Thorin eating something they cooked together?

Or Thorin kind of awkwardly trying to look after Sick Bilbo

Thorin’s doing his best ;-; I sorta combined the prompts with the second image (maybe bilbo helped by telling him the soup recipe ehehe) Thank you for the requests ^_^!!!

Day 22 - Gender

"It's obvious enough," Dis said with a raised eyebrow. "Though I'm not sure why you care."

"I..." Bilbo sat back, nonplussed. "Well, I don't want to offend anyone, surely that's clear enough. In the Shire..." Dis' bark of laughter cut him off.

"You aren't in the Shire, my soon-to-be Lord Consort," she snorted. "And you'll annoy far more people trying to figure out what's in their pants than not in a dwarven kingdom, not that it's any big secret. Look," she sighed, "if you use 'he' for everyone, it's fine; Khuzdul doesn't have all that nonsense that Sindarin and the Southron tongues do where words shift around, so that's how we use Westron as well. There's two 'genders' here, as you call it; dwarf and non-dwarf." She grinned. "Though you yourself are a bit of a crossed category on the last one, mind."

Some dwobbit prince Frodo lore explainstions

Half stone is his title due to him being half Dwarf. He was given this title when he wish introduced to the kingdom after birth and has always carried it. His is Half stone as much as he his Frodo.

Silentstride is the name gifted to him due to his half hobbit nature making him incredibly silent and assassin like in him combat style, he’s hard to spot being smaller then your average Dwarf and more light of frame and his hobbit-ish feet and penance for going shoeless even in the harsh Erebor winters makes him move in near silence. It’s also why he wears such a heavy fur over his shoulders, it doesn’t make sound when he moves and muffles the rest of him clothing.

(Also Frodo is his papa’s number one sweet boy, he will always carry Bilbos basket for him at the market and bend down for Bilbo to kiss him on the forehead before he leaves to go sparing with his uncles)

If you have any questions, please ask! I’d love to draw some little doodles to explain more if anyone is interested

Sam and Prince Frodo rizzing each other up when ever Frodo visits the shire

(Sam definitely offers to move the Erebor to assist in the new horticultural endeavors Bilbo has set up)

Here you go babies, Teenage Dwobbit Frodo 😘 My silly little personal AU in which his is raised in Erebor.

He got all is his papas sneakiness and all his Adads terrifyingness, He’s really a very very sweet boy I promise😭