Bilbo Master-burglar Baggins Ruined Frodo

*wheezing*

Do you think sleep alludes us because it’s shy and knows how fucking badly we want it?

Silly little doodle I did a while ago. I image the snow reflecting off the mountains in Erebor has Bilbo squinting like crazy and he looks like he’s mean mugging everyone

The concept of transfem/transmasc solidarity implies the existence of inter trans warfare and I don’t know about you lot but I’m not fighting an army of 6’0 10/10s unless they have pointy ears.

may i ask how boromir is canonically aroace?

Sure! Within the appendix of the the lord of the rings ‘kings and rulers’ Boromir is described as having no desire or interest to take a partner. Having only love to his family and for his roll

It is most plainly put that he is unlike his brother who seeks love and a spouse where as he has no interest.

I don’t have a physical copy of the book with me currently otherwise I would write the direct quote out for me

A conversation I had in the workshop today:

Me: *attempting to break into a storage cupboard with a pair of broken felting needles* does anyone know how to get into this thing

A girl from the year above me: I used to just tear it open.. but they changed the lock

Me: ah, so this is your doing

My classmate: I have a knife

Me: nah, I need the scissors that are in here to cut some leath- A KNIFE?

My classmate: *proceeds to present me with the small collection of weaponry in her satchel bag*

And then you sit down to write and your ideas scatter like autumn leaves 😭

Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

Lord of the rings or a night out with friends

Going for a walk

Meeting some friends and hang out

Having a fight

Realizes some of the gang is missing

Can’t chase everyone at once so go to find the people that are more likely to be in trouble

Searching for them all over the place, worried they left with a bad crowd

Find them up a tree

Friends you weren’t looking for are now in someone else’s house. And also one of them got bitten by a spider apparently

More Lucky Prince AU thoughts

Frodo probably shaved his face when they return to the Shire to visit Bilbos family and Thorin and company probably have a small emotional break down every time.

About to go fishing, found my mums old tackle box.

My dad does just call her ‘Hobbit’ yes.