A Silly Little Comic I Made.

I quit vaping because I started to keep like Gollum. Now it just sits inside my dresser and sometimes I look at it.

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Me, addicted to my phone: this is what Frodo felt like

He’s just so full of love and nerves

actually hilarious to me how defensive legolas is of his (boy)friends in the movies. boromir even as so makes a peep about aragorn and legolas immediately springs up from his seat, rambling about aragorn’s ancestry, and when eomer comments on gimli’s height, legolas immediately draws an arrow to eomer’s head. fucking insane

*wheezing*

Mommy, sorry, Mommy🤤🤤🤤🤤

Princess Dís, second in line to the throne of Durin and heir to the fallen kingdoms of Erebor and Khazad-dûm.

Do you head canon Fíli and Kíli bring trans?

Thoughts?

Have you blown your nose today?

It might be a good idea. You probably hadn’t even realized you were breathing through your mouth just then huh? Yeah that’s why your throats so dry. Go drink some water and blow your nose and hell while your up might as well go to the bathroom.

Look after yourself, you’re a good person and you deserve to be looked after.

He’s fighting for his life to stop everyone in his family from trying to kill his uncle honestly.

Kíli has ' I do.dumb or funny things to break tension and keep the family together. im playing 5-d chess while everyone else is playing battleship' vibes

I thought of something really dumb

Everything in erebor is probably proportionately 1/4-1/5 larger then things in the shire and when bilbos cooking it’s hard for him to do a lot of stuff because the poor guy is already standing on a stool.

One night Bilbo yelps something angry and storms out of the kitchen and Thorin walks in to see a salad that has been flooded with oil because the bottle was too large for him to hold and it spilt.

After consoling his very sad hobbit and taking him to the night market to get a goat cheese salad and some chicken sewers to eat up on the ramparts and watch the stars. Thorin is looking at the gutter system to runs off the ramparts and jumps to his feet, kissing Bilbo on the head and then literally running through the kingdom to his smithy- and he makes an olive oil spout to screw onto the top of the bottle so there’s more controlled flow.

He presents it to Bilbo the next day.

Bilbo silently thinks he could have just gotten Thorin to funnel the oil into smaller bottles for him and still would have gotten to sleep with his husband last night but it is very nice, and it does work very well so he smiles and kisses Thorin and uses it for months before putting it onto a smaller bottle to continue using it.

Thorin a bit of autism I think, can’t see the forest because he’s hyper focused on one bush kinda vibes. I love that silly man.

Baby Frodo is ready for Thorin to take him to play outside while Bilbo gets some much needed alone time

(He’s in his ‘why’ phase)

The hobbit fandom is so beautiful:

Oh this character has a physical disability, lets come up with 50 ways that their community will rally around them in a series universe accurate care methods to make their life easier.

Oh this character has brain damage of a learning disability? They are treated with the same level of respect and understanding as everyone else and what ever they are able to contribute from creating things to simply being present with their friends and family is enough

Oh this character is gender queer? Screw it let’s take the entire fandom and just remove gender constructs as we know them from several races. Making any sexism or homophobia seem as truly strange and off putting as it is not normal in these societies.

The hobbit fandom is based as fuck