Barliman For Mayor 2026

Day 22 - Gender

"It's obvious enough," Dis said with a raised eyebrow. "Though I'm not sure why you care."

"I..." Bilbo sat back, nonplussed. "Well, I don't want to offend anyone, surely that's clear enough. In the Shire..." Dis' bark of laughter cut him off.

"You aren't in the Shire, my soon-to-be Lord Consort," she snorted. "And you'll annoy far more people trying to figure out what's in their pants than not in a dwarven kingdom, not that it's any big secret. Look," she sighed, "if you use 'he' for everyone, it's fine; Khuzdul doesn't have all that nonsense that Sindarin and the Southron tongues do where words shift around, so that's how we use Westron as well. There's two 'genders' here, as you call it; dwarf and non-dwarf." She grinned. "Though you yourself are a bit of a crossed category on the last one, mind."

Agh he is my heart

he’s just really special to me

There is no frustration like sawing a highly conductive metal and having it basically turn into glue as the friction heat softens it, trapping your LAST saw blade.

Dude I just wanna make my fork.

I have soup to share with some people.. I promised to share it …but I don’t want to… I worked so hard on it and it’s so good…

This pumpkin soup makes me understand Thorin I swear

They would be horrible

modern legolas and gimli would be yelling shit that would borderline get them imprisoned in the call of duty lobby and like eat worms on bets

Salad is born of violence

A proper salad consists of three divine components:

ingredience (vegitable of all kin)

indulgence (dressing, oil, salt, croutons, cheese, etc)

violence (chopp and shred that shit asunder)

I can’t just go around telling you guys my real whole name.

But god it’s so crazy. I wanna spill the beans but I can’t 😭😭😭😭 me and my three full biological siblings have crazy ass names

We all have the same 5 names to 10 syllables ratio, they all denote exactly who we are as people and they’re just insane.

My husband is a genius

I had very light blonde hair when I was wee. I filled in my eyebrows with my mums make up and I thought it looked like Thranduil. I cried so hard I threw up.

Here you go babies, Teenage Dwobbit Frodo 😘 My silly little personal AU in which his is raised in Erebor.

He got all is his papas sneakiness and all his Adads terrifyingness, He’s really a very very sweet boy I promise😭