Kirishima: *Texting Bakugou* Do you know who’s cute? Read the first word ;)
Bakugou: Who the fuck is Do
kirishima: blasty, pay this for me, please?
bakugo: sure
mina: he can’t just pay for you!
bakugo: why not!? i’m his husband i get him everything he likes!
mina: we’re playing monopoly!
Krishima: *the phone* Bakubro!! remember that one time you tried to convince me Santa isn’t real?
Kirishima: well I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here!
kirishima: so i'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe a summer wedding. i don't want it to be too cold
Bakugou: what are you talking about??!?we're not even engaged
kirishima:
kirishima: so THAT'S what i forgot to do last night
Bakugo: This is simple mathematics, how do you not know it?
Kirishima: Actually, simple mathematics is "one plus one equals two". Anything beyond that is already complex mathematics.
Mina: When Bakugou gets married, are you going to cry?
Kirishima: Obvious. Every groom cries at his own wedding
Kirishima: Someone came up to me today and asked how I was doing.
Bakugou: uhm
Kirishima: And I was trying to decide whether to say "I'm fine" or "I'm great"
kirishima: So I panicked and said "I'm gay"
Kirishima: I just want to be alone and sleep.
Bakugou: Let me go to my room then.
Kirishima: No *hides his face in he's neck*, throwing you out would not be manly.
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Kirishima: -running towards Bakugo-
Bakugo: -moves to avoid it-
Kirishima: why did you move?
Bakugo: I thought you would attack me
Kirishima: I was going to hug you!
Bakugo: why would you hug me?
Kirishima: why would I attack you?!
Kirishima: please, cure my sadness
Bakugou: *look at him with a frown*
Kirishima: *sighs* thanks