Look what Fernando just sent me!!1!1!
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this description of an image from harley MS 3244 made me laugh so hard i wheezed
the trademark lance stroll 🤙 like ok canada boy catch some waves we see u
I've started a collection I like to call "Substances were consumed"
Regularly updated
Strollonso moments 2
Thumbs up + inspectors
Swapping sunglasses is a totally normal thing to do
"Okey 😀"
whatever this was
Padel date
Nando saying Lance is better at padel
Neck kiss incident
Nando pullin Lance to his side
Possessive hand
DTS evil husbands
Henry connects the dots
Nando filming Lance
Looking a little bit in love
Nando calling Lance "mi compi"
Flirting on track
Nando using Lance's song on a story
Nando wearing Lance's hoodie
Hoodie part 2: Category 5 strollonso canon event
Husbands
In their own little bubble
Fernando admiring Lance
Lance squeezing Nando's ass
Lance's monotone flirting
Japan with kids
Potent imagery
Nando softlaunching his husband
Nando hardlaunching his husband (for context; it was a rough race for Lance last weekend and Fernando is publicly showing his support for him)
Them visiting the Aston Martin home team and looking absolutely in love
Cute clip from Miami
Alternate angle
Jealous bitches
Nando try to not talk about Lance for three seconds challenge: failed
Nando checking on how Lance is doing
Lance wanting to give Nando DRS
Posting each other on instagram can be something so special
Lance on how he fell in love with racing
Nando yet again gushing over his husband
Lance getting treated like a princess
Nando congratulating Lance on his home gp
Part 1 here ->
I would have crashed out
I had like the exact opposite dream last night lol where the grid was doing some weird grill the grid thing (so one by one) in a kitchen and lance grabbed like 10 straws from a container and was like “i’m gonna take all these straws, nobody can tell me what to do hehehe” and then very quietly he added “except fernando. he’s bossy, that one. sometimes i let him tell me what to do” with this sheepish smile and everyone Lost Their Shit
Had a weird dream involving Lance (sort of) I was at some sort of dinner or awards ceremony type thing and Lance had been invited but couldn't make it for some reason, so the organisers hired an actor to be Lance instead. Problem was the guy they got was the complete opposite of Lance - short, scrawny, ginger & bright blue eyes AND he had no clue who Lance was and just went around acting like an entitled prick using the occasion to drink as much expensive wine as possible 😭
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credit to @stop-that-train for the actual posts used (i sourced them from their f1 text posts)
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