Omg Colorado/Nevada Shipper I Am Taking Your Brains Apart /j /wc ( — @mari-nes )

Y’all gimmie your New Jersey headcanons, please, I am starved for content.

I don’t care how weird or strange they may be, just gimmie!!!

Happy Halloween, you are all beneath me for I am Sirius Black, the HOTTEST mother fucker around!!

Did I really get bored enough to draw the whole NE...yes, yes I did. I regret nothing though I hate the fact that my hand hurts now, that sucks XD

(Pic with badly written names below :D)

May we please have some NY hc’s? 👁️👁️

*not forcing*

I am so sorry for this being literal DAYS late, things happen but I still feel bad, anyway I shall deliver as it is better late than never!!

Doesn’t like planes (feel like it obvious why)

Can figure skate, likes to do so for 30 minutes as a warm up before hockey

He has a lot of scars, pretty much all on his chest and arms though he does have a good few on his legs

Met Delaware when he visited Netherlands home for the first time, he continued to visit every weekend until Netherland had to leave

Actually likes Netherland, way better than England that’s for sure

He found out that there was a another New state when he found New Mexico going through his kitchen, he still doesn’t have a single idea how NM had gotten there and neither does NM

Friendship bracelets, specifically Loom (the rubber bands)

He has some problems with his own humanity because while yes he is a state personification, he also had parents and has grandparents, something that pretty much every state except for a few have,  swimming in the Hudson didn’t help at all seeing as now he’s all sorts of something

While he and Jersey seem attached at the hip, they actually don’t spend nearly as much time together as the other states thing, yeah they are slightly attached at the hip but they will go weeks without a single hello at times

Hates change, he went through so much of it as a child that he can’t stand it now

Spinny chair go brrrrr

“I’m not autistic, I just don’t like you”

He can’t really drive, like he has his license but is terrified to use it in his own state, he prefers public transport in the city rather than driving and always lets Jersey drive whenever they are in a car

He doesn’t like fireworks, they are pretty much way to loud for him to be okay

Used to have a pet duck

Day 10: Fav Alt Hermit(s) -Grumbot Jrumbot and Ariana Griande

this was nice and calming, drew the bots last night and then Ariana today, if it isnt obvious paper and pencil change my style (the same thing happens when I draw on computer) so it looks a bit different to how I probably would have drawn them on my ipad but its vary cute so I dont care lolz

Ahh thank you :D

Also yeah pollen is absolutely the worse -signed, someone allergic to pollen

I can absolutely see him sobbing if one of his favorite plants die, like there isn't perfect weather to revive it, like he isn't the garden state where literally anything is possible. He will sob and he will do it in front of the other states, he doesn't care if it's "not manly" or "weak" of him, that was his baby damn it!!

The thing with the smell is that it's only the turnpike and really only centered around the Newark area, it honestly isn't noticeable at all once your literally anywhere else (except the swamps going down the shore specifically to WildWood, then it's sorta bad cause it's a fishin area)

Listen he may be very smart (NJ has basically the best educational system in the country) but that doesn't mean he is when it involves him, why keep dirt on himself when he can focus that on others. It does have the downside where he kinda just...forgets certain things, like he is way stronger than he should be and that no it isn't normal to be that obsessed with diners.

(Must say in some weird way this has made me feel better, maybe it's the fact I live here idk lolz)

*poke poke poke* Jersey angst headcanons please :D (listen hockey has been rough recently and I need some way to cope with the fact that the coach is running the team into the ground T-T)

*stares like a deer in headlights and eats your hand*

Oh it is NJ angst you seek? Here ya go :)

…..imagine if NJ coughs up flower petals and blood sometimes and has a few other issues due to the pollution being so bad there.

His devil wings have a bunch of scars all over them from over the years.

He’s kinda insecure about the fact that he doesn’t really have a pleasant smell (I’ve been in Jersey once and it wasn’t too bad actually lmao) due to the state itself not really having a pleasant smell

I feel like he gets really really sad whenever a plant dies, especially if he put a lot of effort into trying to help it survive.

He often forgets his own strength and the fact that he’s absolutely jacked and ends up accidentally hurting the other states pretty often.

new jersey is for haters

Day 13: TangoTek (plus Impulse and Zed getting Wardened)

I am currently playing catch up lol, luckily Im only a day behind, Ill probably get the Zed drawing done later tonight to finally be caught up, but first I need rest I am tired lol

Day 15: ImpulseSV (with nothing happening in the background at all)

This took me a while, all of yesterday I was procrastinating by reading and then I took a "nap", when I woke up I procrastinated more and continued reading before finally starting to draw...then I put on Rens S8 because LORE and then I started watching Rens S9 and so this took far longer than it realistically should have lolz

Me and the bros going through the interdimensional wormhole 🕺✨️

Prolly my only proper hc X esmp piece bc my animatic consumed my life during the crossover fjkdmfkdk but yeah! Hope yall like it 🥺