Why am I chewing on honey like it’s a fucking ritz cracker?????
Fuck, i wish I lived alone because then I could eat an entire packet of ham or frozen bananas without being judged.
I tilt my head and it decides to pop like pop rocks
96427 minutes | 1607.1 hours | 67 days
A lot of it was from falling asleep to music but honestly, lol
i'm so tired, and fucking cold oml.
w/ a nick nack paddle wack, give a dog a bone. this old man came rolling home
barney de dino songo
mmmmm sugar
I like me some chicken flavoured corn mmm mmm mym
I hate the flesh eating human bag slugs
I just want to be able to eat something without throwing up u stupid fucking god, why did u do this to mefuck you
How do I tell my mother that I don’t like cutting chicken because it feels a bit too much like my own thigh when I’m in the shower and I’m afraid to so much as put the knife against it because I don’t want to relapse
You ever get so itchy it seems like it’d actually feel nice to rip off your skin haha :3
I with I could tear my earlobe off right now just for some kind of relief