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Garmadon: you know what we always say
Lloyd: be gay do crime
Misako: no
Garmadon: yes
Ninjago as things I’ve said
Mystaké: bro why do we pay sales tax like how much is this thing? Five dollars? Aight I got a five I can buy this right? Nah man you forgot to calculate the surprise money
Kai: y’all be afraid to moan in your girls ear while I be there like *iphone alarm*
Jay: is ingedtly a valid word
Cole: what if we hid in the bathroom to skip the pep rally (and we were both boys)
Nya: principal makes a dollar, teachers make a dime, I write fanfiction on educational time
(Misako: you’re all 14 or older if you don’t know what your allergic to and how to avoid it.. it’s just...)
Garmadon: natural selection.
Tox: high energy people early in the morning? Where you find all this extra hyper at 6am tf
Wu: what did you have for dinner
Garmadon: a salad.
Garmadon: well, a fruit salad
Garmadon: actually just grapes
Garmadon: fermented grapes
Garmadon: wine I had wine for dinner
Jet Jack: do you have any last words
Faith: yeah I do
Faith: THIS IS FOR IRON BARON, YOU BIG FAT WHITE NASTY SMELLING FAT BITCH
Garmadon: SEVEN MONTHS
Chen: what’s wrong?
Garmadon: CLOUSE SAT BACK AND WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT FOR SEVEN DAMN MONTHS
Jay: will you guys just try to see things from my perspective?
The other ninja: *kneel down to his height*
Jay: I hate all of you
Misako: we usually call these events “traumatic incidents”, not “bruh moments” or “big Ls”
Lloyd: I went to therapy
Nya: how’d it go
Lloyd: I helped my therapist overcome all his past traumas
Nya: that’s literally the opposite of what you were there to do
Kai: what can I say? I’m charming and irresponsible
Skylor: don’t you mean irresistible
Nya: no he doesn’t
Misako: what did you do at school today?
Kid Lloyd: learned about dragons
Misako: your class learned about dragons?
Lloyd: I learned about dragons. I don’t know what the rest of the class was doing.
Wu: who is Morro and why does he want to kill Lloyd
Garmadon: fuck that who’s Lloyd
Wu: i suppose I look for four dumbasses and tell them to save the world
Ninjago but teenager Wu and Garmadon don’t have encyclopedic knowledge about the future, they’re given memes and oddly specific headcanons and the greenflame ship war and they have to figure it all out from there
Garmadon: 10 years ago today, I married my best friend
Garmadon: Misako is still pissed. Clouse and I were both drunk and thought it would be hilarious.
Misako: and that concludes the battle plan. Lloyd, you’re up
Lloyd: *kahoot music starts playing* let’s see how much you guys were paying attention
Kai: I wasn’t hurt that bad. Pixal said all the bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.
Harumi: I’ll kill your friends, then I’ll kill you
Lloyd: *slides her 5$*
Lloyd: make me first
teacher: your son said the f word in class
Garmadon: Lloyd where the fuck did you learn that
Kai: if I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
Cole: definetly strong
Jay: no, definetly weak
Nya: definetly stupid
Nya: I’m this 👌 close to hitting you with a chair
Harumi: your fingers are touching
Nya: :)
Nya: run
Ninjago but teenager Wu and Garmadon don’t have encyclopedic knowledge about the future, they’re given memes and oddly specific headcanons and the greenflame ship war and they have to figure it all out from there
Lloyd: it costs $400 to see a therapist and $0 to tell myself that it just be like that sometimes
Nya: n no
Principal: I’m sorry to both of you, Lloyd set the school on fire
Garmadon and Misako: arson?
Principal: yes, your son