“I MISSED THE FISH SHIITTTTTT”

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

it’s him

it’s the theater thug

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

this is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever made or the culmination

The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y

how the signs feel right now

Aries: Stressed

Taurus: sTrEsSeD

Gemini: s-t-r-e-s-s-e-d

Cancer: S.T.R.E.S.S.E.D

Leo: STRESSED

Virgo: S T R E S S E D

Libra: ….stressed???

Scorpio: sssssstressed

Sagittarius: sTRESSEd

Capricorn: stressed!!!

Aquarius: ?s?t?r?e?s?s?e?d?

Pisces: *stressed*

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen

the fact that anyone has to fucking explain this blows my mind