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@onyxonline

Hi, i noticed you didn't have an ask box and I didn't know whether it was okay to build off your au, so I wanted to ask permission to use your way for an idea I had.

Basically the nightmare critters(i noticed in your au they weren't there and I'm not sure if you planned to add them) in this au were the Critter team before the Smiling Critters, but Baba ended up being a traitor and they all got some injuries and had to retire early? I also wanted to really draw my OC Michi Token(a. Red panda) in this au.

i got Shadeseige

Dustin Weaver IS NIGHTSIEGE!

Batkids Always know

Hear me out, any of Batman's kids could never be cheated on or lied to. Why? Because of their detective skills. Even if you're not cheating, they always investigate everything you say. It's not even cause they don't trust you, it's just their instinct after growing up with the world's greatest detective.

You can be like "oh, I went to A friend's house" and I guarantee they'll check your alibi.

However, there is a way to still surprise them. There are sibling groupchats between all of them. However, certain ones have one sibling left out. You have to get in contact with the group chat that doesn't contain the sibling you're trying to surprise, so the others can help you.

Each one also has it's own unique name. I don't know what all of them would be, but the one without Damian is one hundred percent called 'The Council Of Siblings'

Or, if you wish to avoid the hassle of bribing them all(ESPECIALLY DAMIAN, the menace will not do anything unless you bribe him), just talk to Alfred and he'll handle it.

You need Dick distracted for a surprise party you're throwing him? No problem.

Jason is asking too many questions when you need to sneak off to buy him a new, expensive leather jacket as a Christmas present? Please, child's play to distract him.

Tim is wondering what you are doing at the mall everyday as you wait for a custom order laptop for him? Alfred has enough coffee to kill a horse.

Damian being a little too nosy when you're trying to surprise him with a pet? Alfred doesn't think he needs more animals, but he can distract him.

allow me to better this by saying even when Damian(the youngest and has a clear height difference with Bruce) does it, no one notices.

i've just decided you're all wrong and the actual funniest scenario of the league not knowing bruce has kids until they take his place as batman during league meetings is the scenario where bruce never even asked them to pretend to be batman.

when he can't make an important meeting he sends either jason or dick in his place just as themselves, because if he can vouch for them as proxys then why would the league have an issue with it? they just need to show up and say they're there to take notes for batman or something, there's no need to lie. he doesn't even realise that his identity is being stolen until he shows up after a meeting he sent a sub in for and when he shows up everyone is staring at him awkwardly.

batman: what's everybody looking at

green lantern: nothing! we're just... concerned.

flash: yeah... how was your surgery?

batman:

batman: what surgery

green lantern: ...well you ran out of the meeting last week yelling about how you were going to be late for your 'piles removal operation'

green lantern: so uh. how'd it go big guy?

batman:

batman: i wasn't here last week. jason was.

the league:

flash: who the fucks jason

batman:

batman: *slowly turns to superman, who is staring at the table stubbornly*

batman: clark-

superman: THE KIDS SEEMED SO EXCITED TO DRESS UP, I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE BORING UNCLE AND SAY NO!

bruce ends up calling jason in front of the league to demand an explanation and clear his name. jason straight up doesn't even remember what he did.

jason, on call: oh hey B, thought you were at a JL meeting this afternoon?

bruce: i am. what happened last week?

jason: i sent tim the report to hand over already! i didn't get all of it though, i had to leave real quick towards the end because damian was threatening to set my safe house on fire if i didn't pick him up from school

bruce: and the league let you go early?

jason: yeah i made some excuse, i think i said-

jason: *pauses, remembering what he'd done*

jason: oh my god

bruce lays his head on the table while jason laughs through the loud speaker for the next eight minutes.

something that bugs me

rewatching s4, but...

When Chen says he has all the elements... He's factually wrong.

He doesn't have Wind, the element Morro had that died with him unless he had some unknown relative. And he didn't have water, which was held by Nya at the time, even if unknown to her.

Did the spell only mean for elements alive at the moment? Or did it only require a certain number of elements?

Maybe the real reason the spell was temporary, was that he DIDN'T have all the elements.

And we know they had Morro planned already because of the end of the season's last episode.

Y'all, my cat keeps licking my feet. Wtf do I do?

What do I do with this?

POOR BABY! Somebody fix his dirt!

Itchy snoot. 

"Because fuck you."

Lost'Shine(Misha) walking into the League HQ with Cambion(aka Kiva who no one has met yet): "Hey, guys, this is my apprentice, Cambion. She's half demon and the light of my life. We cool? Cool." Sits down next to John, with Cambion sitting next to her.

Superman: "uh... aren't you an apprentice?

Lost'Shine, nodding: "Yeah, I'm John's apprentice."

John Constantine: "I prefer the term roommate."

Black Canary: "Can she have an apprentice as an apprentice?"

Green Arrow: "Surely not. I mean, c'mon."

Lost'Shine: "Hey, fuck you, I looked through the rules, I did the paperwork, got it submitted and everything. Nowhere did it say I couldn't have an apprentice."

Wonder Woman: "Bruce, did she?"

Batman: "Yeah, she technically is correct, she did go through all the proper protocols."

Flash: "Okay, but why?"

Lost'Shine, nudging Cambion: "Say what I taught you."

Cambion, super excitedly: "Because fuck you!"

update!

And an extra fact

The first few months after moving in with John when she was still 17(so before he introduced her to the others), Misha would stay up a bit after he fell asleep (usually on the couch while they were watching TV) just to watch him breathe to reassure herself she was safe and that he wasn't going to be gone by morning (like what happened to most people she knew in the compound) and half the time, John wouldn't actually be asleep and would wait for her to be asleep to ruffle her hair and whisper "you're gonna be okay". He didn't know her past not why she seemed so anxious all the time, but knew she was scared of something, so he helped. (He did have an inkling it was something to do with a death of some sort. So, he wasn't too far off.)

Art Sketch

Supposed to be John Constantine giving Misha a haircut. Would've been about a week after she moved in with him. She wanted to cut what she felt was the last ties to a super bad situation, by changing one of the things she used to never be able to, her hair. Of course, he doesn't know the full extent of her past(not the whole compound in Estonia, raised to never expect to live the next day thing), just that she escaped a bad situation and wanted to change her look.

For John, it's just his new roommate asking for help. For Misha, it's a big step in her life, her gaining her freedom and proving she's not a puppet on a string anymore. She doesn't have to live by Mother Veronica's rules anymore. She can be herself. She can be free. And she can trust others to help her when she can't do something herself.

And to her, that's good enough. ❤️