✨how✨do✨you✨
anyone please ask your crush out like this
mfs be like: "guys I'm going to do something else, I hope yall won't judge me 🥺" and then start posting hardcore Snarry smut every fucking 5 minutes
oh hello! 8 noticed that u recently followed me and I'm so honoured! is it just me or are my posts actually gaining traction now???
lol I know it won't cause this is TUMBLR
(but still it's nice to pretend)
heyy! idk but if you think that that's totally fine!!
i could help you with some notes ;) /hj
continuing!
note: this comic was inspired by @queerdeadwizards' jegulus ficlet. thank you for letting me put your writing on paper. xx moon
summary: james sings regulus love songs in the great hall at breakfast and makes a fool out of himself
p.s.: part two will come in a few days
remus: I WAS IN THE FUCKING ELEVATOR
remus: fuck me, fuck you, fuck the president, fuck your mom. --- sirius: i don't dress to get paid. i dress to get layed. sirius: *laughs hysterically at a fly* ---
james: COME AND FUCKING EAT BITCH james: no. shut up, you are amazing and you deserve love. --- peter: ...i don't need that shit, i have biscuits and frogs peter: i for one second thought you were more mature. i was wronger than answer a. --- marlene: and you're gonna spend valentine's day alone or what??? marlene: i agree. i'd look like the typical 12 year old boy who dyed his hair for the first time if i dyed my hair blue --- lily: [name] stop being a pussy lily: nobody mentally stable here? --- dorcas: *gets up on chair* I'M GAY dorcas: he invited you to McDonalds???? damn i wish i'd have a partner like that --- mary: what in the name of motherfucking fashion are you dressed in??? mary: i am beautiful no matter what you say. i am a guru. --- regulus: WHY THE FUCK DOES NOTHING GET TO MY HEAD?? regulus: i'm not here to listen to your shit, goodbye
Daily reminder that Jegulus started as a joke...And now the fandom is centered on it.
aaand...
note: this comic was inspired by @queerdeadwizards' jegulus ficlet. thank you for letting me put your writing on paper. xx moon
summary: james sings regulus love songs in the great hall at breakfast and makes a fool out of himself
p.s.: part two will come in a few days
Any marauder: is there a spirit in this house?
Ouija board: yes.
Any marauder: good, the rent is 750 every month and is due every 1st.
Ouija board: w-t-f?
i still can't believe that people actually ship ships like snucius or bellamione. like bro what's the next thing you're gonna say? the fairies in sleeping beauty were three lesbians in a polyamorous relationship
headcanon that irma black never died, she just quitted the black life and transformed into irma pince thats it thats the post.