Pete Davidson On REAL ONES With Jon Bernthal

Hit me with the Bayverse Roadbuster headcannons,, wink wonk

Bayverse Roadbuster:

He tries to act like such a hardass, but really, he’s the biggest dork out there, especially around you

Since he’s not allowed to leave the Kennedy Space Centre, you always end up going to see him there. The other wreckers know to give you some time alone when you do, since you can’t always be there, and he tries to make it as date-like as possible

He probably calls you ‘babe’ or ‘dollface’, just to make you flustered. It backfires when you end up using ridiculously sweet pet names on him

You’re one of the few that he respects enough to let keep him in line. Usually he’ll defy orders if someone tells him what to do, but if you ask him, he’ll most likely do it, especially if you persuade him with a kiss

I like big boys

Itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

Inner city boys

I like the pretty boys with the bow tie

Get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like a big beard

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste!

THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT IS A COMEDY (Part II) 

Fyi because I see this argument a lot

Clones are not black and they are not white

They are Icelandic

who I thought I would be simping over:

who I am actually simping over:

The way kim k was allowed to wear Marilyn Monroe’s dress to the met gala is so infuriating both from a fashion conservation standpoint and a historical standpoint. Marilyn Monroe came from absolutely nothing and was super smart and was an advocate for minority rights and was on the fucking government’s communist watchlist and kim k thinks she has the right to wear her dress? And not only that but rich people shouldn’t just be allowed to wear historical garments whenever they want. It damages a garment that should be preserved by experts in a museum instead. Fuck off get hit by a car dumb bitch

pyromaniacs – there’s one in every squad

requested by @soul-candle, based on his comic

If a clone has a baby does that make the others that babies uncles or fathers because they all have the same genetics 😐😟