Jesus Was A Carpenter. Period.

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

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normal things to say

if its an older game that just sits locked up in online stores because the brand deemed themselves they are to big of a company to sell it go the fuhk ahead but if its a game from a small developer not at all

hlep

(reblogs appreciated, i really want to know what people think /nf)

looking down while you suck it

chris would down right take a bite of your thighs

chomp chomp

istg im gonna have carpet burn on my pussy watching the snc x triplets collab

Same

is this not the most babygirl shit you've ever seen (9:25)

after seeing someone be misgendered, stu would say “She goes by they/them pronouns 😒”