Ooh, Nice…

@hallows-personal-hell

(I apologize for your eyes btw)

no

im an undercover parasite and i command you to post wof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/j /j /j

(plot twist; im one of the lizards(?)(i think they were lizards) in a trenchcoat… if ykyk lmao)

need to do more wof posting but the parasites want me to obsess over dw and replay portal 2 again

this is now canon because I say so /j /or is it lol

figured its about time I posted SOMETHING

Other than being a professional freeloader storyteller,

I imagine Tang to be someone like a university teacher (at least in his younger days)

On occasions where Pigsy is far to busy to look after Xiaotian AND run the restaurant AND most likely do deliveries himself (if he had any-)

I imagine that Tang would take Mk to his university and I think it'd be funny if one day, he loses Mk who wanders to the lecture room waiting for Mr Tang

Mah boi has seen first handed what this job's all about!

He's studied his papa Mr Tang's methods, carefully dedicating his attention to his every word (until the next butterfly pops by)

He's bored and he shan't let these poor tall people wither away in boredom and shall only share the highest form education he was bestowed with....

...he started singing the ABCs

And bemused, the rest of the students follow him as the young professor taught with such vigor

...until Tang finally found the child, scooped a fussed Xiaotian up, apologized and started the lecture

(based off one tiktok I found idk the name)

(click photo for less sh!tty quality)

help but why do I think this would be a cool pokemon to have 😭😭😭😭

Espeon reuniclus ! 🦠

model comm for glitterbug @ toyhouse!

he still got that sigma jawline lmao /j

(still have not recovered from losing my brain cells after my mom wanted to watch the new despicable me)

(also this post is based off of(idk if that’s the correct wording but whatever) an inside joke/joke thing between me n hallows so i apologize for making anybody else cringe with the brainrot(ting) terms, i rarely even say em so you’ll probs be fine lol)

I'm bored so I'm gonna make everyone who follows me look at pippin

what

im like 90% sure the guy sitting next to me in my class just watched me type "you are a bottom in the omegaverse" to my friend in a gc its so over for me

@hallows-personal-hell

my brain hurts now

:CHOKING:

NAHHHHHHH…. OKAY WHY IS THIS FUNNY 😭😭😭😭😭

…..GUYS GUYS CREATE MORE WUKONG X SANS CRACKSHIP LORE /j /or is it? 🤨🤨🤨

Good luck babe

You guys can have this too LMAO (still haven't seen S5 im so bored)

mk so ya’ll, I’ve been thinkin bout a new undertale au(I already have one but this is sorta a prequel to it/a possible prequel to undertale- both my main ut au and ut are pretty similar so it could be interpreted as a prequel to both/either one)(also yeah I have that lackadaisy au that im still figurin out but shh, I’ve already started to make some of the lackadaisy cards for some of the ocs so its not gonna disappear from my mind or anythin like that, this au is just a new ide- ….im rambling on lmao)

:ahem: so, basically, it follows the journey of the integrity soul- who ironically i made be an au version of mia “mimi” magne-esemais(i changed her and miele’s last name to have “magne” in it, it sounded cool when i heard of that last name the first time so i decided to use it)- aka a 12 y/o girl named mia, who has interests in stuff like ballet, for example. somehow she managed to accidentally trip on a vine and fall down into the underground, causing her to have to find a way back home. she meets flowey while trying to figure out the first puzzle in the ruins, and befriends him- (and after a few puzzles and a tutorial or sum)eventually reaching the ruined city(yknow, the big city in front of the balcony where you find the toy knife? the name is a placeholder since I haven’t really thought bout it much yet but it sounds pretty good to me tbh) to find a way out of the ruins, considering the only other way would be through toriel’s house. i forget if anybody actually lives in that city or not, or even if there’d even be a way to snowdin from there, but this au probs takes place in the 80s or 90s, considering UT and my UT AU take place sometime in the 2010s- hence meaning that things could’ve changed after mia died. but anyways.. she’d probably be able to gain the ability to save either once you get there, or after meeting flowey. either one works.

after reaching the ruined city, there’d be a some shops, npcs, and all of that jazz- but the whole “acting buying items” thing wouldn’t really be accessible until after they leave the ruins, considering mia would have no money(or not much money, depending on if monsters will attack her before she reaches the city or not, since that depends on when she gets to save). besides, she has more important things to do! …..like getting chased by some royal guards(despite having a.. “disguise”.. which is just the hood of mia’s hoodie), befriending a few monsters maybe, and meeting toriel right as she and flowey are about to leave the ruins. said goat mom takes her(for some reason, flowey hides himself from her.. hm) back to her home before she manages to get herself into any more trouble, and mia doesn’t exactly mind staying with toriel for a second.. but after a day or so flowey convinces her to sneak off to get back on track- so they both leave the ruins in the dead of the night by usin the downstairs exit to snowdin. (though there could possibly be a boss fight in ruins? maybe one of the guards or sum, dunno yet. if anybody has ideas, im open to em.)

i haven’t really figured anythin out past that point yet, but i had an idea for the (old- like.. before undyne. well probs before the person that was before undyne but you get the point) captain of the royal guard, who eventually mia tries to plead with to go home- but obviously that doesn’t happen, considering that mia starts to get chased round by the captain(I don’t have a name for her yet, but what I do know is that she could possibly be related to two of my ut ocs who are also in my ut au. like.. maybe a great-aunt or sum, and since those two ocs are arctic-fox-based monsters, that’s what the captain would be) all the way to waterfall, and eventually they get into a boss fight. the captain manages to die, however. not through mia, but moreso through an accident that happened during the fight. if you’re curious on how the captain would be like, kinda think of adam from hazbin hotel, but like… more smarter, not sexist or stuff like that, and nicer(or at least way more polite). the reason why the captain knew of mia’s existence was the events that happened in the ruins, and her sighting in snowdin.

anyways- eventually mia could possibly meet gaster(or at least whoever the royal scientist before alphys was), maybe??? dunno, but ik eventually she would die during the fight with asgore ofc. she also has a bit of a design change while in waterfall and hotland; in waterfall she takes off her tutu and ballet shoes to run better(she has an extra pair of shoes tho dw), and in hotland she wraps her hoodie around her waist(her shirt is really just one of those ballet leotard thingys lol- she also wears ballet tights, but they’re sorta more like leggings/more durable n stuff), considering it’d be pretty hot with it on(but she probably puts it back on after reaching the core or new home- and speaking of new home, she probably gets to explore the city, too). whenever she has her hoodie on, she puts her hair down, too- but its not too relevant so :shrug:

do ya’ll like this au so far, tho? i think it might be pretty interesting, and could possibly get its own fan-game one day, if i can manage to get people to help me(but first, I’ll probably write bout this and/or draw a comic, which both are things I’d do for my other ut au).

btw, if ya’ll have suggestions for any sort of ideas(like name ideas for the captain, or things that could happen, for example), I’d be glad to hear em 👍

(also, adding onto that- im unsure of what the au should be called. for now it’s “UnderTale Blue”, but I’m also thinking of “UnderSoul Blue” for my UT AU, “UnderBlue”, “BlueTale”, and “BlueSoul”. but maybe it(and possibly the game itself) could also be sum ballet-related?? dunno- but if you guys could help me with that, I’d appreciate it :D)

(EDIT; the fallen-children order thingy(well, the order of the 6 children) is currently this(note; each of the 6 human souls died in at least a week or two(maybe longer if they were lucky) after they fell, most likely);

Perseverance fell first, in the early-to-mid 1920s.

Bravery fell a few years later(still in the 1920s, just late 20s).

Then, Patience falls in the 1940s or 50s.

Kindness falls in the 60s(maybe 70s?).

Mia/Integrity falls sometime in the 80s or 90s. I was thinking possibly 98, so that she’d be born in 86(i could also make the year of Mia’s fall 95 or 99… to reference obvious things lmao)… just because i like the number lol.

Justice falls last, about a year later(as a reference to UnderTale Yellow, since Integrity fell right before Justice).

i think that this is a pretty good order, but what do ya’ll think?)

HOW?????????

like bro…. im barely even a soprano(i started out as an alto in 6th, then sometime in 8th(i forget if it was in the beginning of the school year, or if it was the second semester) i got switched to soprano. but i’m more in the middle-part between soprano n alto, like.. mezzo-soprano i think?? not too sure, its kinda complicated)… and somehow this guy can sing higher than most kids who were sopranos in my 8th grade chorus class??????? HOW IS THIS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE- TEACH ME YOUR WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSS :SHAKES BY SHOULDERS RAPIDLY: