Oh My God You Throw ONE Mirror ONE TIME And Tumblr Is Never Gonna Let You Forget About It

can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting

Only six more weeks until we hear from our good friend Jonathan Harker.

"i ought to be thy adam, but i am rather the fallen angel"

No word from my good friend Jonathan for two days now :(

jonmina.

the offseason’s coming to a close, dracula be upon ye

Honestly I think Johnathan would benefit from some deep breathing exercises. Maybe even some stretching or yoga. Throw some meditation in there and he will be fine

Just ONE kitten I beg of you. I am on my knees, I beg of you. Just one.

Hi on my knees, I’m Jack Seward.

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

in catsle dracula. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. a shovel in draculas face