For Once, I Want An Anime Or Manga Where The Gyaru Girls Are Actually Very Nice Instead Of Bullies And

"I don't like traffic safety earrings" my butt.

That's actually so cute and sad though, stop---

Hanako making himself the protagonist of the alternate world in the Picture Perfect arc will never not be funny to me.

Hanako actively makes himself the relatively popular boy who's good at sports, good at everything, gets to show off his intelligence, has a lot of friends, and those friends behave as his wingmen in helping him get the girl he wants. Because in that world, Aoi actively tells Yashiro that 'Amane' is a catch---meaning he actively set it up for Yashiro to eventually relent into going out with him. I'm pretty sure even in the anime, it even has Aoi (or the fake one anyway) say, "His height doesn't hold him back on the field"

Like bro's just making an advertisement for himself---

Of course this dude who's gone through most of his life with no one all of a sudden makes himself a beloved and well-known student who gets the girl. On one hand, it's funny---but on the other hand, it's low-key kinda sad, lol.

I have to get something off my chest real quick.

*inhale*

I don't ship Aoikane. I don't like it. Well, mainly because I don't like Akane.

Sorry :/

SHALALALALALA

THE FREAKING TOOL

HE'S SUCH A FREAKING FOOL

HE SHOULDA KISSED DA GIRL

SHALALALALALA

HE COULD HAVE AT LEAST REJECT

INSTEAD HE PUSH OFF, THAT'S SICK

WHY DOES HE HURT DA GIRL 😭🔪

Thank you to everyone who got me to 2500 likes!

I think I'm tripping but something is not right here. What in the hyuck have they done to my people? 😭

I'm sorry, but I can't say I dig the new look because it kinda screams 'corporate' to me (which I guess durr---of course it is because a corporation is making it, but still) and it feels like their personalities are just...less present.

I can't even be mad at the daughter here, I completely agree with her reaction in the photo. Even she knows better.

I could at least easily bypass their new appearance because obviously people physically change over time, especially after having kids, but there's one aspect of this trailer that I dislike the most---believe it or not.

Character designs aside, even if they somehow were to be objectively good, there was NO reasons for them to turn the mirror on the wall into TikTok---not with the material they picked.

Not everything that's modern needs to be inserted. And even if so, at least do SOMETHING a teeny bit more tasteful with it. I would be at LEAST be more open to ignoring the character changes if they didn't put in THAT. I definitely don't agree with bullying the animators because the medium is hard, but my gosh---why the TikTok?

"Shrek had modern stuff in the other movies---" Yeah, but they weren't clips of a badly generated Shrek straight up twerking on the screen in latex.

If adding modern things for the sake of adding modern things is the formula for peak movies, then why is the Emoji Movie such a bad film? You can have modern stuff in movies, but at least have it be a well written addition.

The only thing that's gonna make me potentially forgive the TikTok thing is if (and this is a huge if for me) the plot is actually decent. Not even good---just let it be decent PLEASE.

Even though I do tend to find Yako annoying at times, I do think it's really cute how she helped Yashiro get ready for the festival

Tell me these songs aren't the ESSENCE of Hananene, I freaking dare you

What Homicipher character you simp for says about you

Mr. Crawling: You (probably) initially were weirded out by him, but then you switched up faster than a light switch and now believe he's a lovesick puppy

Scarletella: You like yanderes way too much and you have an obscene amount of...certain material. He's also definitely not the only yandere you simp for

Mr. Gap: You're someone who likes peeping toms

Mr. Hood: You just want someone who's chill and won't cause too many problems. Plus, faces are unattractive to you.

Mr. Silvair: You like handsome and distant men that would likely abandon you

Mr. Machete: You're a masochist who wants a guy to kill you. There's also a chance you're a Bakugou simp

Mr. Chopped: You think bratty characters are hot even though you'd find them annoying in real life

Mr. Masque: You probably had a crush on Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon when you were a kid. Who knows? Maybe you still like him

Mr. Wheelchair: You like men who can't run away from you

Mr. Stitch: You want to be kidnapped and you probably have some affliction relating to Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas

Ms. Bride: You fall for women who show you any semblance of kindness. Plus, faces are unattractive to you

Ms. Blue: You want a clingy girlfriend who would bombarde your phone every minute you don't look at her

Mr. Human: You're either basic or sane. Hard to tell which one at times

Hairdresser: You crush on people who physically appear as the portrait of your will to live

Mr. Huge face: Other girls say they want a man to be over 6 feet. You want a guy who's taller than Goliath. Hard to tell if you have a death wish or not

The Painting: ...G...Get therapy please, why would you---

Adami Adashino: You either like how much aura she exudes, or you want a girl to kill you

(Spoiler Warning!)

I'm rereading the My Happy Marriage light novels I got a while back and I scream upon reading about how much of a helpless simp Kiyoka is for Miyo. It's so cute.

The way this man gets so feral at the prospect of her calling him, 'darling' but also tries to make sure she doesn't feel pressured and takes accountability is so AAAAAHHHHH--

Heck, even when Miyo openly said she hated him (she was being cursed to say that, it was against her will), Kiyoka doesn't even blame her and immediately starts questioning if he's the problem or has done something wrong. Godou tells him something and he instantly considers, "I'm most likely the problem."

AAAAAAAAHHHHH

Y'know, if the entire manga was just them having their cute little domestic life, I'd be willing to genuinely ship them unironically.

Mini Comic included at the end of Volume 7