I Saw Something Once Where Sirius Liked The Sex Pistols Because Of The Name. Also I Think Sirius Would

Remus: Look, Severus, I wanted to apologize for everything we said when we were younger. I really like having you around.

Snape: No, you don't.

Remus: I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.

sirius black

Like if you’re a #james potter fan, reblog if you’re a #professor mcgonagall fan.

Ah yes…October…a time for bonfires, cozy sweaters, Hocus Pocus, carving pumpkins & wearing black to mourn the premature deaths of James and Lily Potter

Sirius Black: So now that we know Remus Lupin is actually Werewolf McWerewolf we gotta do something totally awesome to help him out once a month while he's ReMSing.

James Potter: I completely agree.

Sirius Black: We should be animals.

James Potter: I wanna be a dragon.

Sirius Black: I wanna be an Acromantula.

James: I wanna be a boggart and take the form of my enemy's greatest fear.

Sirius: I wanna be a freaking hippogriff and fly around majestic as fuck.

*research*

James: This looks really hard.

Sirius: Yeah this is gonna take forever.

James: Or, hear me out, you could probably be a dog. Sirius Black. Black Dog. Get it?

Sirius: Yeah, you can be a deer or something.

James: Why a deer?

Sirius: Why NOT a deer?

James: Fuck yeah.

*Marauder high-five*

Jily passing notes in class in 7th year 

Jily getting caught by McGonagall and told to read it out loud and everyone thinking it'd be all cute and adorable now that they're dating but the first sentences go:

"Hey. Ging, go to Hogsmeade with me." 

"We're dating you bum. of course i m going with you. Got to make sure you don't fall on your face since you're that clumsy" 

"I'm quite coordinated actually. In the air, on the ground, in a bed ;)" 

Jily snickering as the class laughs and McGonagall never asking them to read out their notes out loud again.

Sirius falls into a rabbit hole when he discovers Brittany Spears and her early life. Feels a kinship with her as being constantly under their parents thumbs, and he gets sad to see she is still legally under that thumb as an adult.

heLLO YES AND THANK YOU

James and Lily on their first date and Lily can’t seem to understand why James gets pissed off when he sees a black stray dog sitting outside the Three Broomsticks wagging his tail.

marauders: we’re just so cool and rebellious

marauders: spend hours upon hours in the library meticulously studying hogwarts, sketching maps, researching magic way beyond their age level 

 marauders: skool sux get rekt filch

Peter: I never know what to say to people at funerals.

Sirius: Oh, just say "I'm sorry for your loss" and then move on.

*a minute later*

Peter: I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.