Peter: I never know what to say to people at funerals.
Sirius: Oh, just say "I'm sorry for your loss" and then move on.
*a minute later*
Peter: I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.
Jily passing notes in class in 7th year
Jily getting caught by McGonagall and told to read it out loud and everyone thinking it'd be all cute and adorable now that they're dating but the first sentences go:
"Hey. Ging, go to Hogsmeade with me."
"We're dating you bum. of course i m going with you. Got to make sure you don't fall on your face since you're that clumsy"
"I'm quite coordinated actually. In the air, on the ground, in a bed ;)"
Jily snickering as the class laughs and McGonagall never asking them to read out their notes out loud again.
I saw something once where Sirius liked the Sex Pistols because of the name. Also I think Sirius would like the Beatles too
omg yes i completely agree.
What if Sirius kept using the ‘I’ve been waiting’ line for the mundane things Remus does like
Sirius: How long ‘till dinner?
Remus: It’s going to be a few more minutes can you wait?
Sirius: I DID MY WAITING-
Remus: Oh Lord
Sirius: TWELVE YEARS OF IT-
Remus: Please stop-
Sirius: *with dramatic conviction* IN AZKABAN
Like if you’re a #james potter fan, reblog if you’re a #professor mcgonagall fan.
James: Rules were made to be broken, Moony.
Remus: Nothing was made to be broken. That doesn't even make sense.
Sirius: Piñatas.
Lily: Glowsticks.
Sirius & Lily: *High five*
Sirius falls into a rabbit hole when he discovers Brittany Spears and her early life. Feels a kinship with her as being constantly under their parents thumbs, and he gets sad to see she is still legally under that thumb as an adult.
heLLO YES AND THANK YOU
Sirius Black: So now that we know Remus Lupin is actually Werewolf McWerewolf we gotta do something totally awesome to help him out once a month while he's ReMSing.
James Potter: I completely agree.
Sirius Black: We should be animals.
James Potter: I wanna be a dragon.
Sirius Black: I wanna be an Acromantula.
James: I wanna be a boggart and take the form of my enemy's greatest fear.
Sirius: I wanna be a freaking hippogriff and fly around majestic as fuck.
*research*
James: This looks really hard.
Sirius: Yeah this is gonna take forever.
James: Or, hear me out, you could probably be a dog. Sirius Black. Black Dog. Get it?
Sirius: Yeah, you can be a deer or something.
James: Why a deer?
Sirius: Why NOT a deer?
James: Fuck yeah.
*Marauder high-five*
hi blvnk! thank you so much for the jily art recently! in the 3rd harry potter movie, snape said james was strutting around hogwarts and harry was like no he wasnt. i think james TOTALLY would strut. what do you think?