Hi Blvnk! Thank You So Much For The Jily Art Recently! In The 3rd Harry Potter Movie, Snape Said James

The Marauders going through wedding photos

*picture of james and lily*

James: So this is me and my wife

*picture of james and sirius*

Remus: This is James and his other wife

*picture of james and his broom*

Lily: And this is James and his other other wife

If the Marauders texted, this is what it would look like.

"Evans and Potter," sneered Mulciber, stepping towards them. The other Slytherins followed. "Beauty and the beast, if you will." 

"Now, now," said James; "I wouldn't call Evans a beast."

When they finally have a flat of their own, James carries Lily through the threshold in his arms, and they survey the walls that will soon contain their small family. Boxes litter the house, spilling out over here and shoved in corners over there. But that doesn’t stop them from enjoying their newfound freedom.

Hand in hand, bodies pressed together, James and Lily dance around the empty hallways, twirling in the living room and dipping in the kitchen, sliding on the wood floors with their socks. The record player is packed away, so James supplies the music, humming an off-key melody teeming with laughter and effervescent smiles. For a few hours, nothing else matters but this; Lily’s auburn hair swaying around her shoulders, her green eyes shining bright in the fading sun, their future together, exhilarating and endless.

I saw something once where Sirius liked the Sex Pistols because of the name. Also I think Sirius would like the Beatles too

omg yes i completely agree. 

[before being interrogated by the police]

Remus: Sirius, don't say a word.

Sirius:...

Sirius: Fergalicious

Remus: I said no words

Sirius: oH I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble it's not a word and now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you

remus lupin, you sassy creature

me talking about my grades and future ▶ 🔘──────── 00:00:01 me talking about Regulus and Sirius black and how they deserved better ▶ 🔘──────── 104:37:12

Sirius Black the Drama Queen

"Professor McGonagall!" Sirius yelled.

The whole class turned around in their seats to stare at him.

"What is it, Mr. Black?" Professor McGonagall asked, sounding weary.

"I have to be taken to the hospital wing immediately!" Sirius cried dramatically.

"May I ask why?" Professor McGonagall asked in the same tone as before.

"I have a paper cut!" Sirius whimpered. The class broke out in laughter.

"Mr. Black, I really don't think a paper cut requires you to go to the hospital wing."

"GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD," Sirius said even more dramatically, kneeling on the floor.

Professor McGonagall had to try hard to hide her laughter. What a drama queen Sirius was. She tried to subdue him. "Mr. Black--"

"TELL JAMES'S PARENTS I LOVE THEM."

What if Sirius kept using the ‘I’ve been waiting’ line for the mundane things Remus does like 

Sirius: How long ‘till dinner?

Remus: It’s going to be a few more minutes can you wait?

Sirius: I DID MY WAITING-

Remus: Oh Lord

Sirius: TWELVE YEARS OF IT-

Remus: Please stop-

Sirius: *with dramatic conviction* IN AZKABAN