Why Am I Getting A Sudden Influx Of Followers Gosh DARN It

why does that cigar look so much like a dong

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while my DJ revolves it

realtalk make a pact w/ me if i ever am like “yo im caught in a time loop” please believe me i promise i wont ever use it as a prank either like ive been watching a lot of tv shows and movies w/ fucking time loop plotpoints where one character knows it and if i ever become that person i want to not have to constantly prove it to them. just take it on honest that a magic or something happened.

In yet another shocking example of a corporate giant exploiting its workers, employees of a New York City Domino’s claim they were fired from their delivery jobs after complaining to management about unfair wages. According to CBS, Domino’s said the delivery drivers worked extended hours inside the restaurant, but still for less than minimum wage — and without tips. Following a meeting with management about the issue, 24 employees were terminated.  Currently, the employees receive $6.00 an hour plus tips just to scrape by. (more—->)

we live in the absolute worst cyberpunk future

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

you got any good screenshots/archived threads of EEnE Online? could only find a couple Reddit threads

I don’t have any on me right now, and I was gonna say I could try and remember to take some shots if I see one…

But then I realized I could just make a thread to get some responses, so maybe I’ll do that.

every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.

so apparently there’s been a mini drama going on in the fine arts building

I forgot there’s a musician named Shamir and briefly got excited assuming tumblr allows me to question a stone-eating worm from Jewish folklore