Why Does That Cigar Look So Much Like A Dong

“can a robot even have mental illnesses” they are allowed to have whatever they want. don’t be fucking rude

In yet another shocking example of a corporate giant exploiting its workers, employees of a New York City Domino’s claim they were fired from their delivery jobs after complaining to management about unfair wages. According to CBS, Domino’s said the delivery drivers worked extended hours inside the restaurant, but still for less than minimum wage — and without tips. Following a meeting with management about the issue, 24 employees were terminated.  Currently, the employees receive $6.00 an hour plus tips just to scrape by. (more—->)

I have often compared gaming laptops to nuclear reactors and that comparison has never been more justified

this blog now redirects to my real blog. this post will only appear on the dash of my followers, and they may very well miss it considering it's fairly late when I'm posting it. if you see this post - ephemeral and strange - you are blessed by good fortune

i arrive at the function

salmon: smoked

magic deck: shuffled

dick: out

SHIT, I could have switched back to posting on this blog for April Fool's. SHIT SHIT SHIT I MISSED A GOLDEN(?) OPPORTUNITY

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead