Hello, Lost Fans.... I Need Opinions

I love how I'm always reading things on tumblr about some people's school being wild and crazy and I'm always so upset because my school's like that until I realize... wait, we do have some goofy things.

The purpose of this post is to tell you about how my choir teacher keeps a notebook with the strangest things he's heard in any of his classes. Here are some of the quotes I remember:

"Dip into the cocaine bucket."

"The hexagon has abs."

"Neverboys like me are high."

"I got the hooker boots."

Literally, what is up with Victor Hugo loving the words "enigma" and "chaste"? He bloody described a sword as chaste, and he used the word "enigma" like ten times every chapter. It's okay to have a favorite word, but this is taking it too far.

THANK YOU TO THE KIND PERSON WHO COMPLIMENTED MY ORIGINAL WORK ON AO3!!! THIS IS PROOF THAT AN AUTHOR NEVER FORGETS A KIND COMPLIMENT.

Duolingo's going to somehow find some way to use the pope's death as a marketing strategy. I don't know how, but I feel it in my veins.

Did you know: Listening to "Unlikely Lovers" from Falsettos while writing a depressing book will make you cry. (Just listening to Falsettos is enough to make me cry.)

The squip song is pretty much "Everybody needs a thneed" except.... you know.

ATTENTION READERS AND WRITERS

What are the things you want to see and don't want to see in novels? (I'm trying to come up with my next novel, and I need some inspiration. I think I want my protagonist to be autistic and ace)

If you don't vote for Victor Hugo/City of Paris, then what are you doing with your life

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