ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever
"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
Sirius once got into a heated argument with a portrait after it insulted Remus. He lost, of course. But Remus still fell a little bit more in love with him that day.
that trend but with Jily
remember to always be an annoying feminist killjoy bitch. do not stop.
I threw up the noodles I bought. Amazing day.
A day on the town!!!
My dad is being used as my walking aid. I am. In so much pain. Everything from the neck below feels numb. I feel like a pot of boiling water.
Someone save me I need a bed.
does violence have to be the last resort. cant it be like third
James: So tonight I was thinking we could stay up late playing checkers and say all the things we like about each other Kidnapper, crying: Your father paid the ransom 3 days ago, please go home
shaking women by their shoulders with all my strength, screaming YOU DONT NEED TO GET PERMISSION TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE!!!!
Some idiot: "Why are you reading your own fic, that's shallow and stupid"
All fanfic writers and writers everywhere: "Who the fuck do you think I wrote it for?!"