First of all, this is a notice that this AU will have a dark genre and tags for not everyone, so I will publish the soft stuff here and the darker or yandere stuff on twitter/X
wayne, texting chosen: chosen! Help I’m being kidnapped dark: Where are you? wayne: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. chosen: I’ll call dark. dark, answering their cell: Y’ello? chosen: Where’s wayne? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. dark: wayne? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- dark: dark: I’ll call you back. hangs up dark: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! wayne: WHO ARE YOU?!
wayne: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
chosen: Okay, but in my defense, dark bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
wayne: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
clarification, my character of Alan is not the (real Alan) this is my fanon Alan
yaaayyy oldmans/woman
I will soon publish comics that I have from this crackship and some headcanons
wayne, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
chosen, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
dark: what the fuck are you guys doing?
wayne: playing systemic oppression
SPOILERS
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I'm laughing at the idea that alan just fuck of all wholesome headcannons of everyone about Victim and the serious one's of chosen.
I love this community
dark: wayne, can I talk to you for a second?
wayne: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and chosen are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
dark: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
wayne, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
chosen: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
wayne: Orange soda, please!
chosen: I'll have the strawberry soda.
dark: Me too, strawberry soda.
wayne:
*wayne and dark sitting in jail together*
dark: So who should we call?
wayne: I’d call chosen, but I feel safer in jail
A little concept that I did for the creators' heads, I feel that although they can feel it is also exhausting to maintain a head with more features.