Dr. ■■■■: *walks into 035's chamber* ok 035 let's begin your- ... what the [REDACTED]?
035: *wearing a gamer headset, and is playing minecraft on an old computer* *turns around to Dr.■■■■* ...
Dr. ■■■■: ... I-
035: GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!
079: *switches screen* *whirl sound* *beeps* pls help me.
Dr.■■■■: . . .
New ask blog not: this is luna_ studios_ is a whole separate blog on it's own.
Finaly I have my Altair boi!
I literally had stayed up till 2 in the morning just to get him.... totally worth it! I REGRET NOTHING!
And now a special AC headcannon:
Advice from Altaïr
(Advice from Altaïr)
Altair was sitting on a comfy chair by the fire place, reading a book while drinking warm coffee by him.
Altair: *looks up at the reader* Hi, my name is Altair Lbn-La'Ahad and Welcome to Advice from me, Altair.
Altair: *takes a sip of his coffee* so, something tells me you didn't just scroll threw hundreds of other AC headcannons just to get to me... your probably here for images of Jacob without his shirt on or some of my other family tree memebers with out their shirts don't who know what....
Altair: so let's just make this quick... *clears throught* my advice for you is... WEAR. A. F***KING! MASK!!!!
Altair: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING!!! YOUR GONNA GET PEOPLE SICK!!! *puts on a black mask with a white Syrian assassin's creed logo on it*
Altair: TO ALL THE KARENS OUT! WEAR A F***ING MASK!!! YOUR KILLING MORE PEOPLE THEN RANTING ABOUT MASK KILLING PEOPLE!!!
Altair: OH IM SORRY THAT THE MASK IS UNCOMFORTABLE! KAREN!!! BUT SOME OF US ARE TRYING!! TO STAY SAFE! THAT WAY WE CAN GET THIS WHOLE LOCK DOWN THING OVER WITH AND DONE SO WE CAN HAVE OUR OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES AGAIN!!!
Altair: *pants* *pants* *clears throat* ... that's all the time I have for you today, tune in next week where I give you advice about how to deal with Karens.
And this has been:
Advice with Altaïr
(Advice with Altaïr)
So ya I decided to make this a thing now... so ya, each week I'll post an Advice with Altaïr on here, cause I think everyone needs a bit of slice of life with Altair right?
So ya next week is another advice with Altair so stay tuned. 😎✌
Also sorry about it being a rant about mask safety.... I just hate online schooling... its boring.... ubisoft please don't sue me!
Some where inside an abandoned building in Venic.
Jacob: ...
Jacob is holding what looks to be an old white porcelain comedy mask that seems to ooz a bit of black slug from the mouth and eye holes.
Jacob: . . .
035: "hey. Hey you."
Jacob: *looks around for a moment before looking back at the mask* ?
035: "ya you, what other dashing good looking gentleman in a top-hat would I be talking to?"
Jacob: *shrugs*
035: "hey, you know what you should do?"
Jacob: what?
035: "try me on, trust me. With me by your side, those templars in London won't stand a chance."
Jacob: uh... I don't know... your oozing a lot... wait how do you know about the templar-
035: "oh come on~ we'll make a great team, trust me. Don't you want to prove to your sister you have good ideas."
Jacob: I guess?
035: "Then this is your greast idea of putting me on."
Jacob: that wasn't- ... was it?
035: "ya don't you remember?"
Jacob: wait now I'm really confused...
035: "just put me on, Rook."
Jacob: . . . Evie!
Evie: *from a far, look around the building* What Jacob?
Jacob: Uhh- I found this... weird... creepy, porcelain, comedy mask!
Evie: Cool, maybe we can bring it with us for study.
Jacob: also it's uh... oozing black goo and I'm having a strong urge to put it on my face.
Desmond and Shaun who are near by over hear this and turn to look at each other for a moment before turning around to see the said porcelain mask that Jacob is currently holding.
Desmond: . . .
Shaun: . . .
Evie: oh Ha, Ha, very funny Jacob, but we don't, have time for your little hijinks today.
Jacob: *is inches away from putting the mask on his face* Evie I'm not joking around... it's whispering things to me!
Evie: enough Jacob.
Jacob: Evie! it's whispering complements at me!!!
Desmond and Shaun: no- *start rushing over to Jacob* no no no NO NO-
Jacob: *is about to put it on* EIVE!!!
Evie: *turns around* WHAT-!?
Shaun and Desmond: NOOO- *both Tackle Jacob down to the ground while the porcelain comedy (now the tragedy expression) is sent flying into the air*
Lol yes Desmond and Shaun both now about the SCPs XD
Welp yes... I'm not dead.
School has been hard and I've been try my best to survive this year, getting closer and closer fo the dinsh line. Especially what's all been around the world... 🇺🇦
Thought I'd post something to lift some spirits up, and what better why then for our good old friend Jacob Frye to find a very suspicious porcelain comedy mask 🎭.
Hope you guys liked this little SCP Assassin's Creed head Crossover headcannon! Stay safe and stay strong 💪 😎
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This was a fun drawing to do. I feel like I finally got a good design and style down for my Sona 😁
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It was 12;01 in the assassin house hold, connor had gotten into a fight with his father yesterday about how his mother, after she had mysterious arrived in the future and decided to let her stay with them. After their heated argument, the other assassins all agreed that it was probably best to stay out of it and just hope they'd sort it out in the morning.
Conner was tossing and turning in his bed for about 3 hours straight, think about the fight he had with his dad. He sighed and decided that maybe he should go and talk with mom for some advice, so he got up and walked out of his room into the hallway to his mother's room.
When connor reach his mother he gave the door two knocks.
Ziio: who is it?
Conner: opens door* hey, mom listen I know it's late but we really need to talk.
Both Ziio and Haytham poke their heads out from under the sheets.
Conner: 0_0
Ziio: makes a nervous smile*
Haytham: 🤨
Conner: AAAAAAAHH!!! MOMMA NOOO!!!
Ziio: 😕 connor-
Conner: AAAH! *walks to the other side of the room* Momma HOo. YOU. HIM. HERE. HOo?? I NEED A MOMENT!
Connor: takes a set on a near by chair* sigh* I'm an adult... I can handle this... sigh* I'm ok... *slowly turns his head back to his parents*
Ziio: Nervously smiles*
Haytham: expressionless*
Conner: MOMMA NOOO!
Haytham: Connor will you keep it down!
Connor turns over at his father with any anger glare in his eyes, he walks over and points at him.
Connor: I'm not ready to talk YOU! yet young man!
Desmond and Altair come rushing into the room.
Desmond: what's going on we heard screaming?!
Ziio and Haytham: ...
Altair and Desmond: 0_0
Ezio rushes into the room.
Ezio: what's this a pajama party? Scotch over!
Ezio tries to run towards the bed, but Altair grabbed him by his thin t-shirt and pulled him back.
Rebecca and Shaun then came rushing in as well.
Shaun: what's going on? *sees Ziio and Haytham* ... Ew. *walks back to his room*
Rebecca: hey~
Haytham: ...
Connor: OK EVERYBODY OUT! I WANT YOU ALL OUT OF HERE!
Everyone walks out of the room and back to their rooms.
Connor: turns over to his parents* takes a deep breath* ok mom, I just want to let you know... that I am hurt and I don't think, that mothers are supposed to do... what... OH MY GOD I JUST GOT A MENTAL PICTURE!!!
Connor: hold both hand firmly on his head* GET IT OUT!!! *starts running back to his room while freaking out.
I hope you enjoy this headcannon of assassin's creed of bel air. I was originally gonna do Ezio, his mom, and his uncle mario but I found this version of it a little more funnier.
By the way I dare some on Tumblr to either draw this headcanon as a comic or animation, cause I wanna see that!
I also I'm might do more of these, except they'll all just be headcanons of duccio being thrown out of the house like Jazz everytime he did something stupid.
Duccio: AAAH! *lands face first on the yard*
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Imagine an Assassin's Creed 'Loser, Baby' animatic with Ratonhnhaké:ton and Achilles or Edward's ghost shortly after the war ends...
Jacob Frye
The whole gang is having dinner, some sitting in the dining room, some in the living room, the rooms were connected so they could still have conversations as a group, as family... a dysfunctional yet still functional family.
Everyone: *eating*
Jacob: *eating* ... lizards are just snakes with legs. *eats some of his food*
Everyone: *pauses eating and looks at Jacob for a moment* ...
Jacob: ... what?
Connor: you just said lizards are like snakes, but with legs... why?
Jacob: what? I didn't say that.
Rebecca: Uhm, yes you did...
Jacob: no I didn't.
Malik: damn it Jacob for once we're having a decent and peaceful meal, don't ruin this for the rest of us.
Jacob: I didn't say anything.
Evie: ignore him, you'll only encourage him.
Jacob: cause I didn't say anything.
Malik: whatever.
Everyone: *continues eating*
Jacob: *eats a bit of his food* ... *smirks* ... why is it that there's a D in fridge, but not in the word, refrigerator.
Altair: *hard sighs* damn it he's doing it again.
Shaun: Jacob please for the love of humanity and the sanity that is of this house, please stop.
Jacob: did you know a guy had to lick a rock... and now we have salt.
Altair: I will pay you any amount of money just so you can shut up.
Jacob: *still smirking* by logic bees shouldn't be able to fly... and yet they fly anyway, so does that mean bees don't follow any rules but their queens.
Kassandra: Jacob, even I'm tired of hearing this please stop.
Edward: Ha! I'm not.
Arno: Well I am!
Jacob: icecream is just frozen cow juice.
Alexios: and you just ruined ice cream for me, thanks a lot Jacob.
Jacob: your car keys have traveled further than your car.
Leonardo: ... he's not wrong.
Evie: please don't encourage him any further.
Jacob: planes are just giant metal birds.
Bayek: Jacob please stop-
Jacob: The Jonas brothers can't break up, cause they're brothers.
Evie: sometimes I wish we could.
Alexios: You're tearing this family apart!
Jacob: lasagna is just spaghetti but in cake form!
Connor: This is why we can't have nice things, Jacob.
Desmond: ok I'm putting an end to this. Hey Altair.
Altair: what Desmond?
Desmond: did you know that humans have off switches, but you just have to hit them hard enough and a certain number of times to shut them off.
Jacob: ...
Altair: . . . *give Jacob a creepy and terrify grin with one of his golden eyes glowing from under his cowl*
Jacob: O_O
Altair: >=D Jacob.
Jacob: ... what?
Altair: come here, Jacob.
Jacob: ... n-no, no, t-think I'm ok and safer here-
Altair: I wasn't asking Jacob.
Jacob: ...
Altair: . . .
Jacob: ... *quickly gets up and makes a run for upstairs*
Altair: *gets up and runs after him* COME HERE JACOB!
Jacob: SH*T, SH*T, SH*T!
Altair: *murderous grin on his face* I JUST WANNA PUNCH YOUR OFF SWITCH FRYE!
Jacob: I THINK IM GOOD FROM THE SAFETY OF MY ROOM!
They both run upstairs and the chase continues as they hear the sound of the two running echos to downstairs.
Leonardo: ... should we stop him?
Everyone else: ...
Rebecca: Nah, he'll be fine.
Shaun: agreed.
*Jacob screaming from upstairs*
Altair from upstairs: I gotcha you little Frye!
Desmond: ... ya he's fine.
Evie: he's been through worse and I'll just take care of him afterward.
Everyone continues to eat as a minute goes by the sound of Jacob tumbling down the stairs; into the living, followed by Altair walking down the stairs and he goes back to the dining room table and sits back down in his seat.
Altair: *eats some of his food* ... so how's everyone's day been?
Aveline: good.
Desmond: same here.
Altair: good. So Desmond I heard-
Jacob: *cough* Technically... y-you can't die *cough* in the livingroom cause, it's... called... the living-room *wheezy laughs before passing out*
Everyone: ...
Altair: ... so where were we?
Do you just... have shower thoughts... though technically if you have weird thoughts in another room, does that mean their room thought?
Part 2 now available