There’s Something About An “aphobe Blocklist” Going Around And I Really Have No Idea What’s

Yo why is tumblr this nearly black-blue colour with a bunch of neon buttons

in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

apparently i live in a different Midwest

o well

Come to the Midwest! We have

Corn

cows

fields

wind turbines

deafening silence

abandoned factories

cheese that comes in fun shapes

butter that comes in fun shapes

butter carving contests

more corn

massive thunderstorms

a sense of dread that creeps into your mind and makes you slowly go mad

alien abductions

did I mention cows

a bronze statue of the Fonz

snow

emptiness

Plan your vacation today!

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

8, 13, 21, 36, 48

8. How often do you listen to music? Everyday p much

13. Are you good at hiding your feelings? IRL mostly yes, but online no

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. I’ve had like 5 hours of sleep when I usually need 15

36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? maybe? but I doubt it

48. Were you single over the last summer? Yeah lmao

My one dog needs one of these. She "fear eats" bc my other dog is a cow and she's afraid he's gonna eat all her food if she doesn't at it fast enough.

Kitties who eat too fast get ＴＨＥ  ＰＵＮＩＳＨＭＥＮＴ  ＢＯＷＬ

Temple of the goddess Artemis (Diana), located in Villa Durazzo-Pallavicini: Genoa, Italy.

god.

a masterpost

nose job turkey