I Just Hit My Head On The Stove When I Was Standing Up To Get My Cookies Out Of The Oven :(((

let 👏 bisexual 👏 girls 👏 love 👏 boys

Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character

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*Sorry I drew him a bit big.…

you’re probably overweight or obese lmao

im so sorry you’ve literally never been touched by love or affection in your life, that must be rough. sorrows, prayers 🤍

anyways, to all the girlies, don’t mind the men I’m not sure how they got on my blog but i love you all, we stay winning because a real man ain’t afraid of a woman who eats 🤍

Little fucking guy alert!!

cuddling my pillow while i sleep cuz there is no attractive guy in my bed to cuddle with instead😔

what did limu ever do to you I love him he’s so slay. HES GOT SUNGLASSES.

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

I WANNA CHANGE MY BLOG NAME TO DICKBREATH THE MYSTERIOUS NOW OML

this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger

someone make more art of this it’s beautiful oml y’all are geniuses. Like seriously. I’m so jealous that people so are goddamn talented.

au with a friend