I Know People Have Been Making Horse Girl Ragatha Jokes Since She Mentioned Missing Her Horses

Being Ace and sometimes experiencing physical attraction is such a weird thing.

Because 99% of the time I’m like “ I see your lust for your fellow man, and I am filled with nothing but confusion. For why do you desire the flesh of another, what within you crave this carnal pleasure. What do you see in the meaty lumps of another that make you feel the flame of desire?”

And then that 1% I’m like “ DAMN that girl looks good in that top, like a renaissance painting brought to life. Her curves are perfectly accentuated, and I am looking hard”

Oh to live in a weird little town with gloomy weather and strange weird sounds in the woods and hushed whispers about strange sightings and an alarming amount of hauntings and a concerning amount of eye motifs and a library with conveniently placed section for everything that's relevant to the mystery and cloaked figures sneaking around and the occasional uncanny person and weird notes and maps and books and stuff being found around the town and oh to live in a weird little town with a mystery

Going into reading The Picture of Dorian Gray I was expecting for Dorian to be this somewhat egotistical self-absorbed jerk simply based on what I absorbed via pop culture osmosis.

And then we get to chapter 2 and he’s just some pretty rich boy who seems like a decent person.

Up until Henry talks to him, I can’t help but feel like its all downhill from this point.

theres this pipeline from being a gravity falls fan as a kid to being a malevolent/tma fan as you grow older and im not even surprised by it. you guys had to enjoy nerdy weird shit when you were kids to enjoy whatever the fuck happens in these podcasts. me included. my fate was sealed when i saw bill cipher at age 10.

You never think being ace with impact your academic career.

… until you need to write a paper on gender roles in Gilgamesh and have to find a way to describe how Shamhat had sex with Enkidu so good that he learned how to be a person and what that means for women in Ancient Sumer. And find a way for it to be proper and presentable for your professor 😭

Chat help

My reaction notes to insanity that was this episode

*sigh* a heart thing and cycling incident

Why must they suffer in this way

Also a being that’s all eyes, good to see we have another archivist on our hands

I think Sans winning and losing the Tumblr sexyman contest is funny, but what would be even more hilarious is Sans rising from the dead at the last minute to win.

Having friends is a wonderful thing and the joys of human connection are unmatched

That being said sometimes you can be talking with your friends and one of them can dead ass say

“Oh yeah in the time before Gay people were invented….”

And you just have to sit there staring at a full grown adult like they actually didn’t just say that the 70s invented Gay people

stobotnik gotta be the funniest creative decision they ever fucking made. absolutely ZERO impact on the plot adds NOTHING they just decided to give eggman a twunky boyfriend for the shits and giggles.