Stab Wound? You Mean Extra Pocket

you never know what the future will bring, as for now my parents are comparing their duolingo leader boards

im doing great

at the end of the day the best topic is me. lets talk about me. ill talk about me. im interested in myself.

"it's time to post something funny" whispered my narrator, but little did we know it was my sister.

having no tasty cheese is like experiencing a sensation that resembles being punched in the gut. today i have been punched in the gut several times, consequently as many times as i have opened the refrigerator.

my friends are not ready for whats coming

>:)

"its all in your head" bbrruuuhhhh does that make it any better

i deserve a cookie

no matter what

my dad's friends are fucking hilarious

if i were someone else, i wouldnt trust me either