If Hailee Steinfeld Isn’t Playing A Rich Girl Named Kate Who Wears Lavender And Is An Excellent Shot…

Parasite was, admittedly, panicking.

They were scared. The spider was gone. Their friend was gone.

They were practically vibrating with anxiety as they searched, desperately looking for them. No, no, no, no, I can’t loose another-

They hadn’t bothered to hide in a nonhuman form, hadn’t bothered to take even a bit of precaution as they stood, perched atop a building.

Please… no…

What if they were gone what if they had been disgusted by them what if they were dead what if it’s my fault- Parasite couldn’t take it, couldn’t hold back as they let out a gutteral, alien scream out on the top of their lungs. They whipped around in a wide arc, their tail slamming into the metal railing and their claws painfully tearing into the concrete under them as they fully gave into the overwhelming, suffocating panic.

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“Oh…” Parasite’s voice was almost… Sympathetic? Sorrowful? Comforting? One of those.

“I’m sorry for your loss, little one.”

It hesitated again, before carefully speaking again.

“May I… Ask who did that? Who were the humans were studying you. I mean, you don’t need to tell me if you don’t know or don’t want to or anything-“ They quickly added on.

A small blob, the size of a subway rat approaches. It is grey, with a full spectrum of colors dancing over it.

“Hello. We I have not met another of my kind before. I am VICE.”

— @bluejayandvice

“Salutations, little one!”

Parasite crouched down to Vice, their eyes wide as they examined the symbiote

“Vice, you say? I’m Parasite. It’s a pleasure meeting another!”

Look at the shit this tired gay man has to deal with

Ho, damn, sorry my guy, anyways have a nice day

Last time I take gossip/news from Sam smh/silly

Bucky when are you and Sam getting married

Yeah, that’s not happening. Sam’s great and all, but I’m already married—to Natasha. Y’know, love of my life, absolute badass, red hair, deadly hands? Yeah. That one.

But hey, if you’re looking for a wedding to crash, maybe ask Sam when he’s tying the knot with whoever’s lucky enough to deal with him.

Between Hawkeye and the Thunderbolts trailer its been established in canon that Yelena wears her widow bites even when she's not in a Widow suit and I think that is adorable and scary at the same time.

“Yeah, that’s pretty much how it works! As for the bonding part, I… Don’t think that would be a very good idea either.”

Uhhhh idk what to title this so here take this

(anyone is welcome to fill out the bingo card, just make sure to @/ me in it!)

Why else do you think I summoned you here? Or @/ed you whatever the hell it’s called i have NO idea honestly

If you kill all your hosts have you ever thought about bonding with a Deadpool?

I…

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@d-adpool WADE, GET OVER HERE I GOTTA TRY SOMETHING

Oh? Oh! Venom!!! Hello! Fellow symbiote!!! How do you do?

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