Loki: So You Made A Suit For Him?

I… Oh. Ooh.

It’s a platypus isn’t it. The meaning is a blue platypus. I just saw it in your brain. I just figured out how to do that. I have been hoping from hosts to hosts and I just figured out how to pick up on their thoughts. How the fuck have I just discovered this. What the hell. How.

Also, not exactly sure why I’m a platypus, but I’ll take it.

can i call u nicknames???? i can’t think of any but ill do some thinking

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Depends. Most nicknames I’m fine with, I’ve taken all sorts of names that weren’t mine. As long as it isn’t something like “face eater” or “chomper.”

i am now worried i have been passive agressive and if i was, i apologize

🩶

Hey, you’re overthinking it. You weren’t passive-aggressive—you were just excited. And you should be. Someone said something kind and it meant something to you. That’s a good thing.

But I get it. I know what it’s like to worry about how you come across. If it helps—no harm done. You’re good. No need to apologize for being happy.

[IM SO SORRY I FORGOT TO @bluejayandvice ]

Uhhhh idk what to title this so here take this

(anyone is welcome to fill out the bingo card, just make sure to @/ me in it!)

id: a tweet from pop tingz. "max announces the release of the 'luigi mangione: the ceo killer' documentary on february 17th."

hey! just a reminder this alleged "ceo killer" hasn't been convicted of anything, hasn't even gone to trial, was taken into custody without being dna tested or fingerprinted (what fingerprints they did find near the scene were entirely circumstantial), didn't have any contact with legal rep before his extradition hearing, and wasn't identified as a facial match by the fbi's top notch ai software. just don't watch this doc, it's bound to be full of bullshit just like tmz.

It pains me to see some of my fellow symbiotes side with the Friends of Humanity. They’ve already made the fact that they’re hostile to symbiotes and skrulls well known.

The second either the public sees past the Friends of Humanities crap or the second they achieve their goals of killing the mutants, they will find a new scapegoat. And like it or not, the scapegoat is gonna be the skrull, the symbiotes, or both. They won’t just stop with the mutants.

The so called “friends” of humanity are not your friends. They will turn on us, you, I can’t believe some symbiotes still support them after everything.

SAVE THE MUTANTS!!!!

“Yes! I’ve met a couple others myself, though, admittedly, we are a bit far and few these days. Most of us tend to stay hidden, though. Many of the people here don’t tend to react well to differences.”

Parasite grinned, before their expression got a bit more worried, almost concerned.

“Your kin were killed?”

A small blob, the size of a subway rat approaches. It is grey, with a full spectrum of colors dancing over it.

“Hello. We I have not met another of my kind before. I am VICE.”

— @bluejayandvice

“Salutations, little one!”

Parasite crouched down to Vice, their eyes wide as they examined the symbiote

“Vice, you say? I’m Parasite. It’s a pleasure meeting another!”

Parasite was, admittedly, panicking.

They were scared. The spider was gone. Their friend was gone.

They were practically vibrating with anxiety as they searched, desperately looking for them. No, no, no, no, I can’t loose another-

They hadn’t bothered to hide in a nonhuman form, hadn’t bothered to take even a bit of precaution as they stood, perched atop a building.

Please… no…

What if they were gone what if they had been disgusted by them what if they were dead what if it’s my fault- Parasite couldn’t take it, couldn’t hold back as they let out a gutteral, alien scream out on the top of their lungs. They whipped around in a wide arc, their tail slamming into the metal railing and their claws painfully tearing into the concrete under them as they fully gave into the overwhelming, suffocating panic.

Hey Clint. Just wanted to check up on you. Are you doing?

@thebetterbartontwin

Hey, Char. Woah, why are you old?

Turned 21

I-

What do you mean by “didn’t even expect you’d be stuck here so long”? Did somebody kidnap you? Genuine question I’m asking, you sure you haven’t been kidnapped?

You're HOMELESS!?!?

What happened to your parents!?

- @ask-gwenby

oh theyre fine

probably worried

or more likely they think i hate them cs why else would i keep running off

look its really really complicated and i didn't even expect i'd be stuck here so long. it's fine.

Silly captain guy, take this photo of the time I possessed/bonded to a cat

I’m having a really shitty fucking day please reblog with pictures of your pets