“Hm.”

Okay, fine, but what if they’re like,

kinda an asshole?

Let me eat somebody. Please.

Let me eat a guy. Just oneeeeeee time. Or like pardon me if I get into jail for eating somebody.

No.

…Huh.

I’m suddenly somewhat invested in the platypus. Why am I invested in a fictional platypus??? What the fuck???

can i call u nicknames???? i can’t think of any but ill do some thinking

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Depends. Most nicknames I’m fine with, I’ve taken all sorts of names that weren’t mine. As long as it isn’t something like “face eater” or “chomper.”

“Ah, yes. My first host was able to form complete symbiosis with me. Unfortunately, he passed and I was… Unable to save him. After that I’ve been hopping from host to host ever since, I haven’t found one that can fully sustain complete symbiosis without dying soon after. I’ve gone through many, many hosts, unfortunately.”

Another of our kind, fascinating, to think others share our idea!

@rage-the-symbiote aka a @wasteland-squog-baby side blog

“Oh, hello! You’re a symbiote too, I see! It’s always such a pleasure to meet another of our own kind.”

Hi! I’m existent, hello!

You’re a spider person? Hi!

DO YOU STILL HAVE A SYMBIOTE?

- @spidey-dad

YEAH!!!!

they’re @parasite-the-symbiote

The horse on my sick clothes is high and I love him for it, be yourself buddy

*The 11 characters with the most screen time are included

“I… Have no idea. I’ve never actually fully bonded to somebody, not for a long time, at least. I know perfect symbiosis isn’t achieved immediately though- if at all- so maybe it works similarly? But maybe it would work differently, since perfect symbiosis is much more different than a normal bond?”

*Wheelie skips over to the spot that Parasite said and he looks around.*

Heyyyy, I’m here!

*He’s wearing a bright pink unicorn hoodie and pink cargo pants so he shouldn’t be too hard to spot.*

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Parasite drops from the tree, letting go of the ant they had temporarily grabbed onto.

“Hey! Over here!”

The small alien moved closer, looking up at them.

Uhhhh idk what to title this so here take this

(anyone is welcome to fill out the bingo card, just make sure to @/ me in it!)

OOC

Reblog if you are okay with people pestering your characters about literally anything