Peeners - Nico

my favorite part of each star trek episode is the last 2 minutes when kirk, spock, and bones stand around and flirt with each other.

friday night <3

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Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf?

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Spock/Kirk fanfiction recs for @merryfinches (and anyone else who’s interested)

I am a TOS girlie but I do enjoy a reboot/AOS fic too.

Something Smart to Do - kianspo

A very sweet M-rated 5+1 where Spock and Kirk get fake-married on the regular.

Treasures - yeaka

E-rated Pon Farr fic. Romantic but also hot as hell. Cute idea about Jim serving on a Vulcan ship and all the other Vulcans being jealous of Spock.

The Lotus Eaters - aldora89

A novel length fic that is genuinely one of my favourite works of fiction ever. The world building is incredible and the plot is so gripping. And the romance! *swoon*

The Squire of Eros - aldora89

Another brilliant work by this writer. This fic really perfectly captures the tone of TOS and is really sweet and funny.

The Bond - WhatIfImaMermaid

A sweet sexy fic featuring amnesia and fake/real bonding.

master of a nothing place - strzyga

This one is basically PWP lol. Spock goes feral on an away mission. Kirk is there for the ride.

I’ll add some more if I remember!

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https://basic-dni.crd.co/

getting the hang of it

Peacock flounder By: Douglas Faulkner From: The Fascinating Secrets of Oceans & Islands 1972

The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.

Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”

Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”

The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.

Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”

Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.

Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.