Asterix And Obelix Beloved

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not to minimize the gravity of war, but i need more people to know about:

Bicycle Warfare

bicycles have several advantages over horses & fuel-powered vehicles, with the result that bicycle infantry has in fact played a significant role in 20th century warfare...

it turns out that warfare sometimes involves battalions of bicycle-riding soldiers. (and while i personally am sick of war films, I'm willing to make an exception here because there really needs to be a movie about this.)

“It’s safe to approach?” Bruce asked, gesturing to the pentagram and its teenage ghost resident.

“Yep” Constantine turned his back on the pentagram he’d drawn and cleared his throat, “Uh yes, sorry. It’s triple layered, so he couldn’t do anything even if he wanted-“

Bruce could only watch as Clark shot forward, only he was too late to stop the projectile that pegged the occult detective in the back of the head.

“Ow! The fuck was that!”

The object rolled to a stop, revealing itself to be a single black and white converse. Bruce’s gaze snapped to the spiritual prison, only to find its resident sprawled out lazily on the floor with a wide grin and a mysteriously missing a left shoe.

Trio slime 💙💙

Ghost Speak

Danny & Billy both talking in ghost speak about how Vlad is an asshole while having pure direct eye contact towards some of the justice leagues

Hal: *looking at Clark* uh… h-hey supes do you have any idea what they saying???

Clark: *looks just as confused and a bit terrified* I … uh have no idea

Diana: hmm I’m sure it’s fine

Billy Batson is DC’s version of Ash Ketchum

so athena burst out fully born from zeus's skull, right?

So I'm new here and I love all your art and fic and I don't even write fic but i saw your "feral pro hero eraserhead who hunts izuku for sport" post and I'm this gdamn close to writing a fic for it. Pandora please omg

I haven't even read/watched any of the bnha canon, just a whole lot of fic 😅

you: pandora me: OwO my name??? person uses panda's name???? oh!! friend! we are friends immediately!

*old man yaoi-s your maxley*

i don’t see that much content of them being older dudes in the 2020s soooooo i made an au (and things here are subject to change!)

their ages are based on the idea that max was born in 1981 (he was 11 in goof troop) and that bradley was a senior when they first met. my friends and i had to curate an entire timeline by consulting the transcript and (fanon and personal) headcanons