Tim: I Promise U This Is Ethical

The positioning of the wooden post is making my brain scream kon is there too but gothamites hate the supers so they conveniently block him out of each shot.

What happened to me?! when did I start shipping timberkon so hard I see timber stuff and make it about them instead?!

Once Tim and Bernard are publically dating, paparazzi tries to get the most pictures that they can of the two on dates cuz neither have public personal accounts on any social media (both have accounts but it doesnt have their name or anything)

These pictures of them on a date goes viral

Tim as Tom | Bernard as Zendaya

Bcs I rly needed a new man to simp for😅

“Who wants to shake hands with the skeleton?”

I HATE AI STOP PUTTING AI IN EVERYTHING I HATE IT SO MUCH IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY I JUST WANT TO RIP APART A DATA CENTER AND FLING CABELS VIOLENTLY ACROSS THE ROOM I WANT TO MURDER CHATGPT I WANT TO DESTROY EVERY SINGLE GENERATIVE AI MODEL IN EXISTENCE I WANT PEOPLE TO STOP USING AI IN PLACE OF A SEARCH ENGINE OR IN PLACE OF CRITICAL THINKING

I NEED PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THE ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT OF TRAINING THESE AI, OF USING THEM!! I NEED PEOPLE TO SEE THE DANGERS IN TRUSTING THE INFORMATION BLINDLY!!! I NEED EVERY PERSON WHO KEEPS IMPLEMENTING AI INTO ANYTHING THEY TO TAKE A VERY VERY VERY LONG WALK OF THE WORLDS SHOREST PIER.

fuck Ai

Tim and Bernard would obnoxiously coparent Damian so hard scheduling visitation and making up crazy lies about Bernard having a fling with Bruce (that’s actually how he met Tim) but Bruce was too controlling during Bernard’s pregnancy so he had to end the relationship and now Damian only sees his dad at night and every other weekend

. . . Funny idea my brother and I had one day: What if the batkids continuously adopted one another?

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Jaybin: Yeah, B is in the middle of the adoption process, so...

Dick: Hey. You know what'd be hilarious?

Jason: Huh?

Dick: If I adopted you. That way, you'd be Batman's grandson. Make him feel old.

Jason: . . . 'Aight bet.

Jason lived with Bruce, he was Bruce's son, but much to Bruce's annoyance and irritation Dick managed to snag the legal rights over Jason, making him Dick's "adoptive son." But, it wasn't that big a deal, Bruce guesses. Anyways, that's how Jason became Jason Todd-Grayson-Wayne.

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Now, Jason did not like Tim when he came back from the dead, definitely not fond of the little f*cker. However, he became somewhat okay-ish with his existence after Bruce's "death" and, also, thought it'd be funny.

Jason: Hey, pretender.

Tim: What?

Jason: So, you have no legal guardian since Bruce died.

Tim: He is not dead.

Jason: Sure, sure, sure, anyways, you need a legal guardian and I don't give a f#&$ what you do.

Tim: . . . Elaborate?

Jason: I have the papers printed out already.

And, thus, Timothy Jackson Drake-Todd-Grayson-Wayne is born and also Bruce's expression is hilarious when he finds out. Dick celebrates having a grandson and Jason realizes quickly how he's f*cked up whenever he receives calls from Tim's school that he dropped out of or has to get a call from the hospital when Tim has his weekly near death experience...

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Damian was much easier.

Damian: Timothy, I have heard the most ridiculous rumor that you are Grayson's grandson and adopted by Todd!?

Tim: Oh, yeah, it's funny.

Damian: . . . I want in.

Tim:

Damian:

Tim: Bernard, you want in on this?

Bernard: Hell yeah!

Damian is a bit to proud when he holds up his new birth certificate, stating "Damian Thomas Al Ghul-Drake-Todd-Grayson-Wayne-Dowd." Bruce is really, really not impressed and Cass is so glad she's manages to avoid this odd family tradition...

So, by law, Damian is both Bruce's son and great great grandson, Dick's great grandson, Jason's grandson, and Tim and Bernard's son. Bruce eventually forces them all to a courthouse to get paperwork done so he can make them all regular siblings and all his children, but they all complain the entire time and Tim accuses Bruce of taking him from his Father, Jason throws in some fake tears, Dick makes himself dramatically pass out... The press eat it up.

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@foerchen you are a god damn genius 🫡🤝

Dami and Tim bonding AU

Damian: *walking into the Manor library and slamming the door open*

Damian: Todd, I require your assistance.

Jason: *drops his book, leading to the spine to be cracked*

Jason: *does about a thousand breathing exercises because he absolutely doesn’t want to lash out at his lil brother*

Jason: What is it?

Damian: *stares at him with a serious expression*

Damian: How do I bond with Drake? I wish to… acquire his allegiance.

Jason: *smirks*

Jason: Treat him like a scared street cat.

Damian: I shall. Thank you for your service.

Damian: *turns around and walks out of the library*

Jason: *baffled that Damian thought he was being serious*

-~*~-

Damian: *slowly enters the sitting room Tim is lounging in*

Tim: *looks up confused before going back to his phone*

Damian: *proud for not chasing Tim away and carefully pushes a bottle of Zesti towards Tim while still keeping his distance*

Tim: *looks up again and at the bottle*

Tim: Thank you?

Damian: *nods proudly and takes a few more steps forward until he can gently sit down on the couch*

Tim: *watches him and turns back to his phone*

Damian: *slowly extends his hands towards Tim’s nose so he could sniff it*

Tim: *looks at the hand in front of him and opens his mouth to speak*

Damian: Shhh.

Tim: *wants to say something*

Damian: *sees his opportunity and softly runs his fingers through Tim’s hair*

Tim: *freezes as his brain short circuits*

Damian: Good Drake. Shhh. It’s okay.

Damian: *continues to pet and scratch Tim’s head until he is half asleep with his head in Damian’s lap*

Jason: *walks in and freezes at the sight*

Jason: What the-

Damian: For once your advice was useful, Todd. Now be quiet. We do not wish to disturb Drake.

I love the idea of Bernard bragging to Tim (when Tim finally realises Bernard knows he’s robin) that his childhood dreams of dating robin have come true and then as they’re talking Tim’s like hang on a minute and works out the timeline and has the horrifying realisation that the robin bernard is talking about as his first crush is Jason

Um I just wanted to send an ask about Bernard Dowd and how I'm happy to see other people like yourself that really enjoy his character! so yeah thank you for being a cool Bernard Dowd Enjoyer!

Also if you have time to answer do you have any interesting headcanons for high school Bernard with the Louis Grieves Trio?

omg that’s so sweet. idk I just have soft spot for traumatized queer characters. THANK YOU FOR BEING A COOL BERNARD DOWD ENJOYER TOO BYW! I stalk your blog every now and then >_<.

I have a few headcanons that I can’t name off the top of my head, but the only one I can think of right now is that his gay awakening happened Freshman year through Jason’s Robin. I’m not actually sure if Jason was still alive then, but the thought is funny. Another hc of mine is that he’s actually a pretty accomplished fanfic writer for a multitude of fandoms.

I know this is a joke but omg is it accurate

calling dick well adjusted is maybe a step too far but the only reason he’s anywhere near as normal as he is is bcs of supes stepping up when Bruce fired dick. Like we all remember who dick went to after that, got his new name from and the advice that led him to the circus.

Also love the subtle difference in the art between Bruce’s satisfied face compared to it just cracking absolute perfection

I was thinking about this joke but didn't expect them to make him say it for real

(wayne family adventures s3 ep.137)

bless this iteration of Percy Jackson for genuinely believing, for at least three seconds, that he is the second coming of Christ