Rowanheart0205 - Rowanheart Art

Snakes

i love animals where your first impression is "oh this is a PUPPY!" and then it opens its mouth and you realize you're looking at a living weapon that, if domesticated, would commit war crimes. repeatedly.

they should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours

I hate when I have a beautiful sketch, but the second I do line art, it looks like shit!

Is this a problem?

This is exactly how I eat applesauce

This is Gus who gets applesauce as a treat for being a good boy

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I think I might actually cry. My whole life I've wanted to complete the Pokédex. Now I've done it. I know this isn't all the Pokémon to ever exist, but it's a step towards that path and I'm excited to see where it takes me.

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

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my step sis

Is having an emotional break down because she has to do some dishes. And it's my chore today, but mom asked her to do dishes.

My mom practices voodoo and my aunt is in surgery. She had up an alter to appease some death goddess so my aunt would live. The day after she threw away the sacrificial peanuts my aunt took a turn for the worse and her health started declining even though nothing bad had happened so far. So we reset the alter and hopefully nothing bad happens