The Electric Toaster Might Be The Best Invention Of The 19th Century.

*makes another silly little poster*

It's winter break, I'm relaxing at home with my family. I'll be going back to college in about a week. But for now it's good to enjoy my time home. I turn on my switch and open up Pokémon Scarlet. All winter I've been working on completing the Pokédex. But when I check the amount of Pokémon I have registered, it's the same number as when I woke up yesterday.

"Did I forget to save?" I say to myself. Oh well, I can get that progress back easily. I play for a few hours, making sure I save the game this time, and go to say hi to my mom.

She's just scrolling Facebook, like usual when I go to say hi. We chat for a while, my cat, Wendy, sits on my lap while I pet her. Eventually I get bored and go to the living room where my brother is playing Kingdom Hearts two. He loves that game, so it doesn't surprise me that he's back playing the same level he played yesterday. He probably beat the game during the night and made his way back to it, or this is a different save file for a challenge run or something.

We talk while he plays, around 5 I do the dishes, he makes chicken and rice for dinner. We had that yesterday, but whatever. I'm just so hungry at this point that I don't care that he's making the same thing again.

The next day, I decide to have coffee with my mom before she goes to work. It's nice, but our conversation treads over some of the same stuff we talked about yesterday.

Later, I check my phone and get a discord notification that a friend sent me a picture. I check it, and it's the same art they sent three days ago. Discord is really bugging out.

I go back to the living room, and hang out with my brother while he plays the same Kingdom Hearts two level. A little weird, but I think nothing of it. He just loves this game.

This time, I decide to cook. I'm a little tired of chicken and rice, but chicken is all we have in the fridge so I decide to make chicken Alfredo. I make sure to put some ground turkey in the fridge from the freezer so I can make burgers tomorrow.

Maybe a week goes by like this. Then it's time for me to go back to college. I go to my mom's room, and I tell her "Hey, remember to take me back to school tomorrow."

She looks at me with a bewildered gaze. "What are you talking about? You don't go back to school for a week."

You got stuck in a time loop. Unfortunately, your life is so mundane and boring that you haven't noticed.

So my cat was licking my hand ok. It hurt real bad and felt like sandpaper, but I let her because it was so cute. Unfortunately she kept licking the same spot for like 5 minutes and I actually drew blood.

just as a general reminder

learn how to fact-check for yourself, cause soon enough, most online sources won't be reliable

Commission for my friend, Anya! Please feel free to commission me!

I realized only after posting this that I forgot her scar. So here's alts with her whole body flipped, and with the scar.

Is this a late joke? Yes. Did this idea only come to me last night? Also yes. Would Scarlet make a better president than the one who won the election? Absolutely fucking not.

It's been a hot minute since I posted Sonadow content.

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please