Opinions On My Cult Of The Lamb OC? She Is An Amphithere Named Python, And She Leads A Cult On The Fringes

Commission for my friend, Anya! Please feel free to commission me!

This is exactly how I eat applesauce

This is Gus who gets applesauce as a treat for being a good boy

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Darkstalker: Now you know Clearsight Vigilance isn't your friend. You know what friends do, they go your back and they're fun to be around. And when someone hurts you then they attack and drive your foe into the ground! Imagine a party with dresses and cake and singing and dancing and cake, then there's a magic that saws prince Arctic in half, and this time this will taaaakkke! Now that's a party, A REVENGE PARTY A PARTY THAT ENDS WITH ENTRAILS ALL OVER THE LAWN!!!!!

Clearsight and Fathom: - visible fear -

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She will on my wood until I tapeworm

Something tells me the tumblrinos will like this.

kinda hate to say it but i want a gf so bad rn

CUDDLE ME KISS ME RAHHUH

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‘Play this song like someone’s holding your balls, not lovingly, threateningly.’

-Will Wood

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please