This Was Before 6 PM Here. I Think It Was 5:47 Or Something; Horror Movie Shit.

I’m stra- WRONG! Faggot bomb!! 💥💥🏳️‍🌈💥🏳️‍🌈🚬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💥🫃🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨🚬🚬🏳️‍🌈💥

Therapy ? Nah. But we got “writing songs about being an unlovable dog rather than being a loved human.” Also see “playing violin until your fingers are raw and your bowing arm is sore.” and “writing powtry about your partner but explain how they’re the only thing good in your life at the same time”

A puppy just made his owner miss an elevator cuz he was so excited to see me. I win.

Ask away, folks!

Send me a number and I’ll tell you...

A nickname of mine

An embarrassing story.

A turn-on

A turn-off

Something I look for in a partner

About my best friend

About my worst enemy

About someone I think is cute

About someone I think is smart

About someone I think is funny

About my crush

About my parents

About my siblings

Something I like about my body

Something I dislike about my body

Something I like about my personality

Something I dislike about my personality

A quote I live by

My favorite book

My favorite movie

My favorite food

My favorite drink

A talent I have

An unusual talent I have

One of my favorite followers

A fictional character I relate to

My favorite book I read for school

My favorite play

A childhood memory

My best birthday

An embarrassing secret

A little known fact

A time I made a mistake

I time I succeeded

My favorite sport

My favorite video game

My favorite non-video game

My favorite band.

My favorite song.

My favorite animal.

I pet I have.

My favorite Halloween costume.

My favorite piece of clothing

My favorite TV Show

Who I want to hug

Who I want to kiss

Who I want to punch

Something I want to do before I die

Something great I’ve already accomplished

Anything! Make up your own 

Species euphoria and working out go hand in hand for me. Mainly cardio and going on walks around my apartment complex over and over again. Makes me feel like a watchdog :3

Jokes on you, I am an animal AND a dumbass boy

(Trans and nonhuman baybeeee)

''so you wish you were an animal?'' LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER I am an animal you dumbass boy

Guys I drank code red and then violently all my muscles tensed up within a minute, the squip is fighting back

Wait till ya meet a black cat that trusts you. They are the dumbest little fuckers alive and I love them.

My black cat rolled off of my bed not once not twice but THREE times yesterday when I was petting her belly. Despite me telling her and trying to grab her so she wouldn’t fall she still fell.

Okay, so you guys know the stereotype that orange cats are stupid? And that tuxedo cats are also stupid?

So a combination of those two would be the hypothetical stupidest cat, right?

Oh wow, thank goodness my theriotype isn't the stupidest cat, exactly a combination of a tuxedo cat and an orange cat!

Except it is 😭

The tuxedo classic tricolor tortoiseshell

I'm the stupidest silliest cat on all of tumblr TvT

I wanna learn quads cuz its a full body workout and really fucking good for your body bur part of me doesn’t want to bcuz the stigma of “all alterhumans have to do quads” that I was shoved into a lot being disabled into the therian community when I was younger.

WHYYYYYY are so many ppl anti-endo. I wanna just bite them. Literally what did endos ever do? Literally why does it matter how someone ended up a system? Being a system sucks regardless and adding the whole ‘60% of the community hates you’ is just gonna lead to more problems for said endo. It’s not punk to be an asshole.

Punk was literally made to include and stand up for all minorities. You can’t pick and choose and still be punk. You’re just an asshole.