rb if ur mutuals an followers can infodump in ur inbox, even if they won't answer the ask
hi!! if you’re still taking requests, can i request a mm! raph x reader? also if it’s alright can you add the headcanon that he chews gum to stop himself from biting his cheeks, loves hipdips, and will DIE withoit his headphones in school lmao
sorry i’ve never really asked before pls tell me if i did anything wrong!! <3 /p
omg i love this,, personally i also hc that raph has some slight anxiety so this is like right up my alley!!!
raph (mutant mayhem) x reader (sfw)
tw: none
he definently had a little bit of trouble getting used to being around so many people on a daily basis
he got over that pretty quickly for the most part but he still has some subconsious quirks like biting his cheeks when he gets nervous
when he first met you he just kind of watched you in the halls if he noticed you
he was excited when he figured out you had the same lunch time as him too
he wouldnt eat in front of people because he almost always was chewing gum around you (he accidentally swallowed it once when he first talked to you and you guys make jokes about it now)
also because he chews so much gum he definently has a favorite flavor (its cinnamon or blue raspberry you cant change my mind)
he always has his headphones on but he only really takes them off to alk to you, otherwise he keeps them on one ear (?) and turns it down
he mostly listens to dad rock (1990-2000s rock) and a little bit of anything else except country (it gets on his nerves)
he would 100% show you off and make sure youre happy
youre his top priority as well as his brothers
if someone notices you have hip dips and bullies you about them or anything, he will fight them if its not the first time theyve said something
after that he makes sure to comfort you and makes sure you know he loves you (especially your hip dips)
RAHHHHHHHH RABIDLY EATS THIS ILYSM /P
wall anon again RAHHHHHHHHH
anyways if you still write for jack horner could you maybe write for him with a deaf/hard of hearing s/o please itd be super duper swaggy of you pookie <3333
Jokes on you my hearings shit to! Actually tho lemme get the rust of this man it's been a MINUTE but just for you
-So I don't think he's really gonna notice at first if you aren't just flat out deaf nothing to help or anything because he's so loud
-He wants people to hear him, he talks loud, so it won't be a big deal
-now with this said, he does expect others to talk at a level you can hear them to or make another way because he refuses to let you be excluded in any way
-Hell he might even have a magical item for a situation such as this one but will hesitate to use it unless directly for his own benefit
-sorry man but it is Jack after all
-now! If you are flat out can not hear no matter what deaf (since I know it can vary) he will still accommodate you and expect others to as well
-again possible magical item
-depending on how long you two have been together will reflect in how he communicates to
-not that long? Annoyed writing it down or having someone be a interpreter of sorts
-further along though? Well he starts learning sign Langue of course! So then he'll just get to suprise you with it and further learn it with your help (all assuming you know sigh language of course)
-will happily translate what others are saying as well to help you but gets pissed off at the other people like- happy to you, mad at them kinda way
Sorry if any of this is wrong in any way I myself am not deaf and do not know what it is like to be deaf besides from what media and research has shown me, if I have done anything or gotten anything wrong please don't hesitate to inform me and I will fix it immediately
im so delulu bc i fully believe that my fictional crushes would love me and not try to kill me
billy lenz (black christmas 1974) nsfw alphabet
requested: no
tw: smut
A= Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
he tries to clean you both off but he doesnt do much other than grab a rag and wipe off any cum
B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)
he likes his hands since he knows how useful they are
he likes your ass since it jiggles when you guys fuck
C= Cum (anything that has to do with cum basically)
hes gross and perverted, cums anywhere on you and cums alot, if you edge him long enough it will get in your hair from how hard he cums
D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)
likes to watch you fuck yourself, just know youll get endless phone calls of him teasing you and being a bitch until the next time you fuck
E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)
he knows what to do, he just isnt sure how to do it
F= Favorite position
reverse cowgirl if youre on top
doggystyle if hes on top
(he likes to look at your ass alot)
G= Goofy (how serious are they)
hes kinda goofy when you have sex, he uses alot of pet names too
H= Hair (grooming habits)
he doesnt shave because 'its annoying to keep up with' (he knicked his balls once when he tried to shave and will never do it again)
I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)
hes rough and dirty when you fuck, he'll spit on you as well as choke and degrade you, hell throatfuck you and cum down your throat and on your face, he'll dig his nails into you wherever he can grab
J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)
he jacks off alot, yeah he has you but you cant always be at the sorority house and even if you are there, he likes to call you and tease you
K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)
choking, degrading, s&m, pet names, biting, spitting, dacryphyllia, praise, impact play, teasing, phone sex
L= Location (where they like to get it on)
anywhere as long as youre home alone
M= Motivation (things that makes them tick)
he loves to watch you go about your day, waiting for the perfect time to call you and get you hot and bothered, especially if its inconvienient for you
N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)
he'll try anything
O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)
he likes recieving but he loves giving, he loves the way you taste and the way you squirm when you get close
P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)
hes fast and rough but he only lasts 2-3 rounds
Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)
he loves quickies so much, he'll fuck you so many times throughout the day
R= Risk (do they like to try new things)
he loves the risk of getting caught, especially if you're loud, he'll fuck you in your room and in the attic and on your desk
S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)
he can go for 2-3 rounds back to back and they last about 20 minutes each
T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)
he loves toys, he'll use them on you and he lets you use them on him
U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)
he doesnt like getting teased but he loves teasing you (hes a brat and secretly likes being teased but only a little bit)
V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)
hes loud, he makes noises and uses pet names for you (he still talks in third person though)
W= Wild card (nsfw headcanon of any sort)
he'll let you peg him but you have to convince him to let you do that
X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)
6.5 inches fully hard and kinda skinny but really veiny
Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)
his sex drive is through the roof omg
Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)
he'll half ass aftercare and then fall asleep right after
I'm in ur walls :)/pos
i love having people in my walls
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!