Alive And Uhhhh Well At Least Alive

was it casual when you went to jail for a crime i comitted ? was it casual when you told your girlfriend you were in love with me after you found out i died ? was it casual when you were burningly jealous when i kissed someone in class while acting ?

Aaron, trying to name his kids: Ever use this one?

Neil: 13. Germany. Jumped out of a moving car whilst being chased. Great times.

Aaron: For fuck sake.

a cool evening breeze. rainbows. open roads. teammates. friends. fireworks. coaches. fathers.

Thinking about Neil Josten in the Nest this holiday season <3

the sound I made was not human

c: @jesuisexhausted on twitter and on tumblr

I find myself thinking "god, I need a cigarette" way too often for someone who doesn't actually smoke. but what can I say. I've been needing a cigarette

CHAPPELL ROAN performing at the 67th annual Grammys

“fuck you my child is completely fine!”meanwhile the child changes their personality to be based on the last book they read

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant