Honestly, Jean Being So Good At English Is A Fucking Miracle.

holy queer kids' trinity: six of crows, all the young dudes, the raven cycle.

Oh yeah, and Monica, Darcy, and Jimmy’s conversation about Wanda and Carol kicking Thanos’ butt is totally every Marvel fan who’s watched Endgame.

You know what? I'm so happy that Bucky is being either:

Annoyed by stupid shit

Dramatic bitch

A child

Screaching idiot

Because me and my trauma connect to this on a level mortals can't even fathom

call me przerwa Tetmajer the way I lubię kiedy kobieta

Give me a high five. I'm proud of you. Really.

AU where Neil never joined the Foxes, but ended up an Exites employee. He plays short one-on-one games with players who want to test their new racquets, and has inadvertently honed his skill against so many different types of players with different expertise. Andrew's group goes to get Kevin some new equipment, and Neil knows better than to play well against him. But Kevin forgets himself and gets a little too excited about testing out a new racquet, whipping the ball at Neil so fast that Neil instinctively slams it back hard enough to light up the goal on the opposite side of the court. Kevin is slack-jawed that some random retail worker scored against him so quickly and so easily and shuts down for a minute while his brain reboots. From a distance Neil swears he hears someone mutter "Interesting". Then Kevin's brain is back online and starts begging him to try out for their team. Neil realizes their is one thing worse than being recognized by Kevin Day and dragged back to his father: not being recognized by Kevin Day and trying to convince the grown ass man to get up off the floor and stop clinging to his legs and holy shit jackass, can you pretend to have some dignity??

“I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.”

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This might just be my brain being weird, but I find it so funny that Jean would say this. Because, in another life, Nathaniel would have been number three, and Jean would have been four. But this is the only version of the story that Jean doesn't die, the one that he is three instead of four.

“Fuck you my child is completely fine”

your child spends every minute of their life reading about gay wizards and witches

Hunt Athalar: Sweetheart...

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