He/Him, incredibly gay and incredibly annoying.
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I hope you'll let me tell you a little bit about my home🇵🇸, Gaza🍉. It's a place where we're living through some very challenging times💔🥹. We're under attack from bombs, explosives, and warplanes, and we've had to endure many nights of sleeplessness. It's a difficult situation💔, but we're trying to stay positive🖤. This war has really taken a toll on us. It's destroyed our bodies, our lives, and our souls. It has been so sad to see our homes destroyed, our belongings taken from us, and our beautiful places ruined. It has also changed our situation for the worse. We were living a pretty good life, you know? Peaceful, loving, and full of life. But then, we found ourselves in a really tough spot. Hunger, fear, and terror have become our new normal. My kids and I, along with my extended family, are struggling to make ends meet. We don't have the basic necessities of life, and our living situation is pretty rough. We're in these old, falling-apart tents. It's so hard to know what to do when winter comes. We'll be soaked in the rain and wind, and I'll be at a loss as to how to keep my family safe, from the bombing and from the winter.🥹
I'm really hoping you can help me and my family to live through this awful war.💔
🥹❤️🩹https://gofund.me/ed6e9cb6🥹❤️🩹
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"I told Congress: you are killing poor children in Gaza by buying bombs, and you're paying for it by cutting children off Medicaid in the United States. This was the response from the authorities." - Ben Cohen
Please don't stop donating and supporting Sami and his family, who face death every single moment. His family consists of 14 people, and thanks to your donations, he is feeding his children and covering the needs of his sick mother and father.
A piece of your heart... saves what's left of theirs. And we thank everyone who helped them get food and medicine. Donate here.
I am in direct contact with the people behind the Ban Conversion 'Therapy' campaign in EU and we would really like to reach the threshold in a couple central/eastern European countries (e.g. Poland 🇵🇱, Czechia 🇨🇿, Hungary 🇭🇺, Romania 🇷🇴, Bulgaria 🇧🇬, Slovakia 🇸🇰) but due to the language barrier it is a bit harder. These countries can sometimes be more conservative so them reaching the signature threshold carries a lot weight!
We don’t know how (where) to reach these countries effectively! ~12 years ago I was on https://www.interpals.net where you can chat with people from all over the world, it still looks to be active so we can campaign there BUT, we would love to receive more ideas how to reach people from the above countries.
Don’t forget to share the campaign (actively messaging/asking friends is by far the most effective method!!)
Gaza is being annihilated, so what is the world waiting for?
Frankly and briefly, the situation in Gaza cannot be written about in a mere post or expressed in a mere picture or video clip. The situation in Gaza is more like an end-of-the-world movie, but this movie is titled
The End of Gaza!!
There are many, many people who no longer care about the Palestinian issue and the Gaza war, as if it has become from another world or as if we are not human beings like you.
The Israeli occupation shells the vicinity of the European Hospital in Khan Younis with more than 10 missiles, causing widespread destruction and dozens of people missing under the rubble.
At dawn today, the Nasser Medical Complex was targeted and a number of martyrs were killed.
The aggression continues against civilian and medical facilities, amidst a suspicious international silence towards crimes committed against innocent civilians.
Isn't nearly two years of this humiliation and persecution enough for us? We are human beings, we are tired and we do not have the energy to bear any more. Please help us and save the lives of innocent people and children 💔
Gaza is being annihilated, so what is the world waiting for?
Frankly and briefly, the situation in Gaza cannot be written about in a mere post or expressed in a mere picture or video clip. The situation in Gaza is more like an end-of-the-world movie, but this movie is titled
The End of Gaza!!
There are many, many people who no longer care about the Palestinian issue and the Gaza war, as if it has become from another world or as if we are not human beings like you.
The Israeli occupation shells the vicinity of the European Hospital in Khan Younis with more than 10 missiles, causing widespread destruction and dozens of people missing under the rubble.
At dawn today, the Nasser Medical Complex was targeted and a number of martyrs were killed.
The aggression continues against civilian and medical facilities, amidst a suspicious international silence towards crimes committed against innocent civilians.
Isn't nearly two years of this humiliation and persecution enough for us? We are human beings, we are tired and we do not have the energy to bear any more. Please help us and save the lives of innocent people and children 💔
Seeing the rise in fascism in the US makes me wish I had enough money to move to Australia, or something.
#the entire city of Prague. Slay I guess.
Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.
Velma Kelly from Chicago. One of my favorite movies.
favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)
Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.
And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:
Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.
And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.
What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.
I just want a burrito.
In conclusion:
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.
UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:
A fucking fork?
I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.
If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.
That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.
Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.
A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.
People eat burritos with forks?
God is sorry he made us.
(Source)
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
Glad Zionists think these are acceptable things to write about and say aloud so we don’t have to waste our time going back and forth with “it’s just about hamas!” arguments. It was never just about hamas
So apparently, even literal neonazis are agreeing with Israel's whole agenda of genocide and colonization. Like, full out making articles and saying "so true bestie" to actual fucking murderers, rapists, and war criminals violating every single one of these Palestinian peoples' human rights! It's fucking sick and evil!
And to whoever hears this and tries to cry antisemitism, fuck you. I'm not persecuting religion; and no, Judaism doesn't have a practice where you oppress and massacre an entire country, because you feel entitled to, either!
To any Palestinian folks out there, I am so fucking sorry how fucked up it is out there, and as a north american, it pains me to see and hear how my country is allowing your people's lives to be crushed, and even participating in it, how your homes are being decimated, and how Israel steals and tries to sell your land as if it's theirs to do so.
In short, and this goes to every country like the Congo, or Syria, or Sudan, who are experiencing all this and more, I'm so fucking sorry.
Go vote, sign petitions, donate to charity, and even fucking protest!
Ngl trans women and men are kinda hard-core.
Like, they put up with all kinds of ppl who try their damnedest to discredit them, and they still walk proud despite it!
The only reason why trans ppl are going through it rn is because bigots who think they're somebody try to fuck their lives up, just to feel good about themselves.
Even other queer people & ppl who claim they're feminists (even though feminism is about equality & solidarity) are trying to fuck with trans people, like, wtf?!
Anyways, gay rights, fuck TERFS, and if you're trans and reading this: you're doing great, sweetie.
To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton
Palestinian lives fucking matter. And so do the lives of any person currently experiencing human rights violations. Point blank period
Colección favela verano 2022
This is a perfect example of why film is so beautiful - Ned Lyttelton’s stunning photos of York University students in 1978.
Okay, I've got one I'm curious about:
Add in the tags if you feel like your favorite Pokemon is unpopular/an uncommon favorite.
My favorite is Ninjask, and I've only had a couple other people say it's also their favorite.
I like being an old man(18 years old) my back feels ready to crumble like a Graham cracker :]
tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.
also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.
Topping and bottoming are overrated. Have y'all ever just gotten naked with a guy and made out and kissed each others necks and chests and just grinded your hard dicks together until you goop? I vastly prefer that.
UNTIL YOU GOOP
Everyday we are forcibly confronted with the fact that westerners take a look at their class struggle and come away with the fact that they don't want anything more than a bigger share of the prizes of the imperial conquest of the global south.
Put in the tags please if you answered yes lets have fun with this
For example my childhood dog was named Cher after the singer and yes she had a brother named Sunny
pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican