So apparently, even literal neonazis are agreeing with Israel's whole agenda of genocide and colonization. Like, full out making articles and saying "so true bestie" to actual fucking murderers, rapists, and war criminals violating every single one of these Palestinian peoples' human rights! It's fucking sick and evil!
And to whoever hears this and tries to cry antisemitism, fuck you. I'm not persecuting religion; and no, Judaism doesn't have a practice where you oppress and massacre an entire country, because you feel entitled to, either!
To any Palestinian folks out there, I am so fucking sorry how fucked up it is out there, and as a north american, it pains me to see and hear how my country is allowing your people's lives to be crushed, and even participating in it, how your homes are being decimated, and how Israel steals and tries to sell your land as if it's theirs to do so.
In short, and this goes to every country like the Congo, or Syria, or Sudan, who are experiencing all this and more, I'm so fucking sorry.
Go vote, sign petitions, donate to charity, and even fucking protest!
Gaza is being annihilated, so what is the world waiting for?
Frankly and briefly, the situation in Gaza cannot be written about in a mere post or expressed in a mere picture or video clip. The situation in Gaza is more like an end-of-the-world movie, but this movie is titled
The End of Gaza!!
There are many, many people who no longer care about the Palestinian issue and the Gaza war, as if it has become from another world or as if we are not human beings like you.
The Israeli occupation shells the vicinity of the European Hospital in Khan Younis with more than 10 missiles, causing widespread destruction and dozens of people missing under the rubble.
At dawn today, the Nasser Medical Complex was targeted and a number of martyrs were killed.
The aggression continues against civilian and medical facilities, amidst a suspicious international silence towards crimes committed against innocent civilians.
Isn't nearly two years of this humiliation and persecution enough for us? We are human beings, we are tired and we do not have the energy to bear any more. Please help us and save the lives of innocent people and children š
Topping and bottoming are overrated. Have y'all ever just gotten naked with a guy and made out and kissed each others necks and chests and just grinded your hard dicks together until you goop? I vastly prefer that.
UNTIL YOU GOOP
I am in direct contact with the people behind the Ban Conversion 'Therapy' campaign in EU and we would really like to reach the threshold in a couple central/eastern European countries (e.g. Poland šµš±, Czechia šØšæ, Hungary ššŗ, Romania š·š“, Bulgaria š§š¬, Slovakia šøš°) but due to the language barrier it is a bit harder. These countries can sometimes be more conservative so them reaching the signature threshold carries a lot weight!Ā
We donāt know how (where) to reach these countries effectively! ~12 years ago I was on https://www.interpals.netĀ where you can chat with people from all over the world, it still looks to be active so we can campaign there BUT, we would love to receive more ideas how to reach people from the above countries.
Donāt forget to share the campaign (actively messaging/asking friends is by far the most effective method!!)
special selection of screenshots from when my friends and i watched spongebob on some TOTALLY LEGAL site and the captions were from the wrong episodes for some reason
lol some Miami firefighter got suspended for texting this
Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word āburritoā to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and Iām surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
Youāre an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burritoās end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise.Ā That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you donāt stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans canāt usually dislocate their jaws, and Iām not a fucking pelican. But you must think thatās how itās done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.
And guess what else, player? You probably canāt guessĀ anything, because Iām pretty sure youāre just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, hereās what:
Humans also donāt eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS IāLL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS ITāS JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG IāM IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE ITāS NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.
And donāt even fucking think Iām about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THATāS HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THATāS BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.
Whatās that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DONāT WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DONāT WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.
I just want a burrito.
In conclusion:
Youāre the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.
UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID āJUST EAT IT WITH A FORKā:
A fuckingĀ fork?
I DIDNāT ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.
If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.
Thatās like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKERāS GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.
Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. Theyāre called fucking HANDS.
A fork. My god. I havenāt cried since I was six, but Iām fucking sobbing now.
People eat burritos with forks?
God is sorry he made us.
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Colección favela verano 2022
Put in the tags please if you answered yes lets have fun with this
For example my childhood dog was named Cher after the singer and yes she had a brother named Sunny
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In Memoriam.
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth Il 1926 - 2022. With profound grief, I wish to extend my deepest condolences to the Roval Family in this time of great loss. God save the Queen. #Queen #QueenElizabethll #QueenElizabeth #Condolences #Memorial #Memoriam #Gatineau #Avlmer #Quebec #Canada #Rmac
He/Him, incredibly gay and incredibly annoying.
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